# Enterprise Sigularity spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682 "2002-11-20T02:50:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/121 "2003-03-12T06:25:17Z")
Well, of _course_ I want to. But you will have to be satisfied with mere virtual massages for now. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/122 "2003-03-12T13:22:15Z")
Did I miss a staff meetting? WTH is going on with this popcorn stuff? It sticks in my teeth. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/123 "2003-03-12T13:44:36Z")
**Linus** , yes! Good stuff. **Carni** , itā€™s all part of a parrale universe thingy. Or maybe Dr. Sam Beckett leaped into our board, I just donā€™t know. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/124 "2003-03-12T13:46:22Z")
Add as many **L** s as you need to my above post. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/125 "2003-03-12T14:04:55Z")
Man, I really need to keep up with these damned threads. I read through all these posts and want to respond, but now the momentā€™s passed and itā€™s kinda late. Wonā€™t stop me, thoughā€¦ I like popcorn. A LOT. Microwave popcorn, movie theater popcorn, kettle-popped, air-popped, you name it. Yum, yum, yum. Lots of salt. Oooh, I like popcorn. **Cervaise** : I totally hear ya, buddy. I reread page one and got all nostalgic for the days before Fox kicked me in the head and took away my birthday (or at least my Firefly). Bastards. **Aesiron** : I keep wanting to call you ā€œAedineā€ which means ā€œlike a mosquitoā€. But thatā€™s not your nameā€¦ Seeing as you are the Multi-Post Thread Killing King, can I touch you? Pretty please? In a gay way, please. Though that might be difficult, since Iā€™m sure Iā€™m a Chick (not the HAW HAW HAW tract variety, though), and I expect youā€™re male. But nothingā€™s impossible, if you dare to dream! Iā€™m going to go kiss a Trill woman, now (in a non-gay way). Love, Kn\*ckers ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/126 "2003-03-12T14:10:08Z")
_::::drool::::Mmmmā€¦ love kn_ckersā€¦:::::drool:::::\* ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/127 "2003-03-12T14:17:08Z")
Luvā€™s Kn\*ckers - for all your diapering needs. Oh, man, that was SO not nice. I wish I could have thought of another product made by a company called Love or Luv or Loveā€™s, or something similarā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/128 "2003-03-12T14:25:28Z")
We have a convenience store chain around here called Loveā€™s Kn\*ckers and Loveā€™s. Two great tastes that go great together. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/129 "2003-03-12T14:39:10Z")
Better to have Kn_ckers and lost than never to have Kn_ckers at all. Doesnā€™t make much sense, but at least it doesnā€™t involve absorption of biological waste. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/130 "2003-03-12T21:15:00Z")
Hmā€¦ with all this talk of diapers and biological waste, Iā€™m not so sure I want you to touch me. Pfftā€¦ yeah right! Touch away! By the way, Aedineā€™s much better than the usual bastardization of my user name. So long as ā€œlike a mosquitoā€ isnā€™t implying something in which case itā€™s the _worst name **ever** _! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/131 "2003-03-12T21:46:16Z")
diapers, biological waste, whatever turns you on! (just donā€™t be sending me links to your website! ;)) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/132 "2003-03-13T06:25:14Z")
If I may be [semi] serious here for a moment: I just saw ā€œSingularityā€ for the first time tonight. When they got to the scene where all the crew members were arguing vehemently with each other that **their** project, and theirs alone, was worthy of attention, and that everybody elseā€™s was an unnecessary interruption and a waste of their time, my only thought was: _Why do they need a radiation field for an excuse? Hell, Iā€™m like that all the time!_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/133 "2003-03-13T06:32:27Z")
How dare you be serious here! Okay, okay. Well, then, brother **Tracer** , you reach this episode. You are not Herbert. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/134 "2003-03-13T06:35:12Z")
When does Spock play the guitar? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/135 "2003-03-13T06:35:31Z")
I still gots two moā€™ days to go till I see Sigularity. Stipud UPN! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/136 "2003-03-13T06:36:22Z")
Get thee over to the trivia thread and post a we reach/herbert q. see if the kids get it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/137 "2003-03-13T06:38:01Z")
**Viva** , did you see _Unwanted_ tonight? pretty cool, no? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/138 "2003-03-13T06:38:33Z")
Okay, I didnā€™t get it at first but your Trivia comment tipped me off. Severn, right? One of the worst episodes ever. And then Kirk had to go and make into a movie. Bleargh. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/139 "2003-03-13T06:40:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Viva** , did you see _Unwanted_ tonight? pretty cool, no? \*\* * * * Huh? Is this on cable? I donā€™t get me no cable. What must I know? Link? Cite? clue? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/140 "2003-03-13T06:42:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*When does Spock play the guitar? \*\* * * * In ST5, but isnā€™t it a banjo? Or was it his Vulcan harp? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682.md?page=8)