# Enterprise Sigularity spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682 "2002-11-20T02:50:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/141 "2003-03-13T06:44:25Z")
I think it’s a lyre. And a joke on NCB’s part. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/142 "2003-03-13T06:46:01Z")
Well, we’ve got so many twists and turns and ironies and people like me refusing to take things seriously that I can’t tell the difference anymore! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/143 "2003-03-13T06:46:18Z")
A banjo, of course! You couldn’t seriously expect a Vulcan-Human hybrid to come from Alabama with a _Vulcan harp_ on his knee! Oh, Susanna! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/144 "2003-03-13T06:49:32Z")
No, but he can come from Shi’Kahr with a lyre in his hands. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/145 "2003-03-13T06:53:48Z")
Don’t get all STRUNG out about it! 😃 Gotta go, gotta get up early and join a bunch of old geezers on a bus (such is my pathetic recreation, no Risa for me) to go here. :rolleyes: But I may come back with some wages. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/146 "2003-03-13T07:02:38Z")
Whoa, whoa, whoa… if **NCB** ’s off to Risa and **Viva** ’s goin’ to some casino, that means _I_ have the bridge! **Tars**! Find us some Klingons! **Kn\*ckers**! Raise shields and arm the phaser banks! We’re gonna play war. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/147 "2003-03-13T13:24:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*When does Spock play the guitar? \*\* He plays a Vulcan harp and Uhura sings in “Charlie X”. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/148 "2003-03-13T13:26:47Z")
_ **Cry havok! And let slip the dogs of war!** _ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/149 "2003-03-13T13:34:51Z")
Captain Aesiron, There are 42 Klingons off the port bow, the hull is breached in 27 places, anti-gravity is off line, the anti-photon-discriminator thingie is broke and I have to pee really, really bad. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/150 "2003-03-13T13:39:29Z")
Shields, shields, shields… hang on, gimme a second… _rummaging noisily through desk_ Lessee, one very old pecan pie (half eaten)… One pair pants (where did those come from?), one heavily thumbed copy of The Bell Jar, one spent nuclear fuel rod… Damn, where are those shields? Can’t raise 'em if I can’t find 'em! Aw, hell, can we just plaster this petrified pecan pie all over the hull? It’s pretty hard. Oh, and the phaser banks. Anybody got a spare arm I can use? I’m a lefty, so I’ll just cut off my right one, and shove it in there… Kn(not cut out for tactical work)ckers ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/151 "2003-03-13T13:41:19Z")
She’ll no take it, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/152 "2003-03-13T13:50:01Z")
_from Risa…_ Whtchya doin over there? It’s lovely here. And the people are so nice. Did you know there are at least genders? Wow. You can guess what I’ve been busy doing, lol. Anyhoo, I’m going shopping today, so I’ll bring back the t-shirts and shot glasses I promised you guys. Anything happen while I’ve been away? Wish you were here, nothing life threatening in this place (except the gender situation! lol) Later, NCB ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/153 "2003-03-13T13:51:29Z")
…at least _ **seven** _ genders… too much Romulan ale, no? lol end transmission ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/154 "2003-03-13T14:03:13Z")
Dear \*\*Mr. Boy/b] - Nice to hear from you. Glad you’re enjoying Risa, you lucky bastard. Not that I’m bitter. After all, I’ve got pie (as if that makes up for it _grumble grumble PEEP grumble_). They’re predicting MORE FREAKING SNOW here for this afternoon. Enviously yours, Miss Kn\*ckers, esq. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/155 "2003-03-13T14:09:20Z")
[Weather on Risa](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169270) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/156 "2003-03-13T14:15:24Z")
_That_’s not Risa, you fool - that’s the _real_ world. Are there 7 genders in OK, too? And what did you do to my coding, above? You stole one of my brackets! Very naughty… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/157 "2003-03-13T14:20:10Z")
That was the hamburglar no, wait…Kn\*ckers called me naughty! HEEE!!! Spankings to come soon! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/158 "2003-03-13T14:24:01Z")
\*I wish I knew what I know now When I was younger\* We need a musical smiley ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/159 "2003-03-13T15:48:50Z")
Alas, spankings just don’t work as a deterrant, anymore. It’s a shame, really. So sad to lose such a time honored punishment. “You must tie her down on a bed, and spank her. And then, you must spank me.” “And me!” “And me!” etc. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682/160 "2003-03-13T18:15:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*…at least _ **seven** _ genders… > \*\* here was a short story in Playboy before i was born by Clarke (IIRC) about aliens with 7 genders, or something. I wasn’t really reading the articles then. (Don’t involk the name of the Hamburglar, he’l be back as Egg McMuffin or something!) Oh, yeah, and grab Neelix, stuff him in a torpedo tube, and shoot him at the Klingons!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-sigularity-spoilers/137682.md?page=9)