# Enterprise Spoilers-Strom Front **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 8, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137 "2004-10-08T02:01:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/101 "2004-10-13T17:27:08Z")
Kirk has been squaring off with Odo on **Boston Legal**. I was attacked by a gallbladder. (Mine.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/102 "2004-10-13T18:12:33Z")
Don’t forget that Doctor Daniel guy from the movie version of _Stargate_ on there, too! All they need now is Kevin Sorbo, Mark Hamil, and that guy from _Scarecrow and Mrs. King_. Er… Lou-wee wu? You wirehead…? What up wit gaul blatter? ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/103 "2004-10-13T18:37:00Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Er… Lou-wee wu? You wirehead…? What up wit gaul blatter? Wasn’t there a Gaul Bladder; a Cardassian and a refugee from the Passing Obsidian Stones Order? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/104 "2004-10-13T18:53:20Z")
I thought it was Gaul Blather, the ancient news anchor covering the Ionic peninsula? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/105 "2004-10-13T20:13:26Z")
> [@vd](#): > > T’Pol in a goatee? That’s Joan Rivers with one too many facelifts. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/106 "2004-10-13T23:19:22Z")
What gall you have to blather on! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/107 "2004-10-13T23:20:46Z")
Do surgeons divide the Gaul bladder into three parts? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/108 "2004-10-13T23:21:49Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Zeros!? > > Over Macho Grande? No, I don’t think I’ll ever be over _\_ OW! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/109 "2004-10-13T23:21:55Z")
It has parts?? It has some stones and sludge; that’s all I know and all I care to know. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/110 "2004-10-13T23:39:27Z")
Maybe one of these days _Enterprise_ will show an episode interesting enough that we don’t have to make up our own discussion subjects. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/111 "2004-10-14T04:20:54Z")
Oh? I thought absolutely everything related to the ep. in some way. It’s just the way my brain operates. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/112 "2004-10-17T21:04:55Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > It has parts?? > > It has some stones and sludge; that’s all I know and all I care to know. No no no no – “Gaul” bladder? Get it? Divided into three parts? … \ Caesar? … \ The _Gallic Wars_? … \ Handy the Hand Puppet: :rolleyes: “Read a book!” ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/113 "2004-10-17T21:12:30Z")
At least I got the _Tick_ reference. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/114 "2004-10-17T21:51:46Z")
> [@tracer](#): > > No no no no – “Gaul” bladder? > Get it? > Divided into three parts? > > … > \ > > Caesar? > > … > \ > > The _Gallic Wars_? > > … > \ > > Handy the Hand Puppet: :rolleyes: “Read a book!” Charles DeGaulle? Seagulls? Gaulois? I get it! I get it! Whatever it is. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/115 "2004-10-17T22:06:51Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Whatever it is. If it isn’t gall bladder surgery and a Caesarian section, it has something to do with Casear dividing Gaul (More or less France?) into three parts for a military or governmental purpose. It doesn’t really matter, because he crossed the Rubicon with his army, sort of like bring the Borg home to San Francisco at the time. The Senate determined he needed killin’ and done it. “You too, Brutus? Dammit!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/116 "2004-10-17T22:09:54Z")
And thus the Rubik’s Cube™ leads directly to the fall of the Roman Empire and the Dark Ages settles in for a wee bit. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/117 "2004-10-17T22:19:09Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Dark Ages settles in for a wee bit. Rather like the Republican National Convention, But I digress, as is my wont, indeed, my habit. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/118 "2004-10-18T03:03:02Z")
You have been found wonting. You wont in public?? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/119 "2004-10-18T03:07:30Z")
I knew a nun that had a nasty habit. She never did laundry. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137/120 "2004-10-18T03:08:12Z")
I love the review at Jammer’s site – [http://www.st-hypertext.com/ent-4/storm1.html](http://www.st-hypertext.com/ent-4/storm1.html) – where he rechristens Crewman Daniels as “Temporal Nonsense Agent Daniels.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-spoilers-strom-front/268137.md?page=7)