# Enterprise: "Stigma" (Spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947 "2003-02-05T14:50:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/101 "2003-02-11T01:25:55Z")
_dammit where did I put Moby Dick?_ ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/102 "2003-02-11T01:28:49Z")
[Shatner]carnivorousplaaaant[/Shatner] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/103 "2003-02-11T02:55:38Z")
From Hell’s heart. I, er… (Why can;t I get this damn thing into reverse?) stab at thee! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/104 "2003-02-11T03:03:27Z")
Your’s is the superior way… [death rattle…]… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/105 "2003-02-11T03:05:31Z")
It’s “Yours is superior [referring to Khan’s intellect vs. Kirk’s].” 😉 “I shall avenge you!” And then a certain Doper or Dopers will say, “Dammit, viva, stop editing everbody’s posts!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/106 "2003-02-11T03:07:57Z")
Damn it, **Viva** , I’m a Doper, not an elucidator! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/107 "2003-02-11T03:15:16Z")
Dammit Joachim, you little shit, you didn’t put gas in the shuttle craft after you took it out last night! COMMIT??? COMMIT??? FTW does that mean? Oh man, I bet this is gonna hurt… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/108 "2003-02-11T03:16:41Z")
WTF does that mean? Must be a time warp… ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/109 "2003-02-11T03:46:31Z")
You must’ve inverted the phase inducers of the graviton pulse using the deflector dish again. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/110 "2003-02-11T04:37:01Z")
I _hate_ it when I do that! ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/111 "2003-02-11T05:22:00Z")
We’ve only got one shot! Polarize the hull plating, re route the inercial dampeners into the warp core, reverse the polarity of the forward anti matter drive unit and do an irish jig while throwing around Lucky Charms down your pants! This will summon Superman who in turn will drag a Klingon battleship around the Sun at 8000 TIMES THE SPEED OF FARTS and thus send us back in time to retrieve bell bottoms from the 1960’s! Then we will travel back and rehearse Monty Python’s Llama Sketch until soymilk flows out from our utters! This soymilk will be channeled into the coolant tanks and create tribbles that will wear the bell bottoms and act out parts of Grease. Now _that_ would make a great episode. Boy does it feel good to get that out of my system. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/112 "2003-02-11T05:59:39Z")
The last time i flew around the sun, I was arrested because i broke Ape Law… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/113 "2003-02-11T08:04:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kasuo \* > \*\*You must’ve inverted the phase inducers of the graviton pulse using the deflector dish again. \*\* Which reminds me - they don’t _have_ a deflector dish to re-route the inverted positronic dechyon field through yet. How in the Galaxy have they even survived **this** long? Oh, and have they shown the Vulcans actually being the slightest bit logical at any time during the first season and a half? I think Spock made the whole “ruled entirely by logic” thing up as an enormous joke. On the last episode of the last season, they’ll flash 200 years in the future, and show him laughing his ass off. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/114 "2003-02-11T13:24:51Z")
Mr. Spock doesn’t laugh unless he has a snootfull of spores. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/115 "2003-02-11T15:38:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > **And If the meld is sexual how do I take Spock’s melding with Kirk,** Slashfic!! ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/116 "2003-02-11T16:26:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*The last time i flew around the sun, I was arrested because i broke Ape Law… \*\* Which one… Ape shall not Kill Ape Ape shall not Kill Abe or Please do not pick nits from your mate while worshiping in the Lawgivers temple? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/117 "2003-02-11T16:35:34Z")
A planet where Spock evolved from _Enterprise_ era Vulcans? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/118 "2003-02-11T16:53:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*A planet where Spock evolved from _Enterprise_ era Vulcans? :dubious: \*\* Sareeeeeeeeeeek! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/119 "2003-02-11T17:49:00Z")
Take your mind-erasing tendrils off me, you damn dirty pancake. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947/120 "2003-02-11T17:51:53Z")
Tendrils? Is that a crack about plants? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stigma-spoilers/152947.md?page=7)