# Enterprise Stratagem spoilers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 4, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423 "2004-02-04T02:31:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/81 "2004-02-07T00:13:26Z")
> [@Wearia](#): > > Your information is a little out of date. We [Canadians] have 2 internet computers, one in the east and one in the west. Yeah, but the one in the East is in Quebec, which means you can only use it to access websites in French. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/82 "2004-02-07T07:02:34Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I find the concept that a week of TV time should be equivalent to a week of “real” time. It appears to be a sentence fragment. Quite common. \<----acceptable use of fragment 🙂 **Tars** : That’s pronounced “E-squared.” It’s supposed to be “Classic Trek,” whatever that means. We’ll wait and see. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/83 "2004-02-07T07:08:55Z")
Oh, and in case you all didn’t know: [Our moon is a big old spaceship!!](http://www.cseti.org/Our%20Mysterious%20Spaceship%20Moon/coverpage.htm) ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/84 "2004-02-07T11:30:39Z")
Just saw this one last night. I’m apparently one of the few people that hadn’t read any spoilers about the episode. For the other few people that haven’t also: How many of us figured out it was a ruse when Archer mentioned the “bloodworms”? I mean, Phlox mentions them almost every single episode. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/85 "2004-02-07T12:14:14Z")
I had bloodworms last week. Always cook your pork. My mistake was taking a big bite while the pig was still running around the barn. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/86 "2004-02-07T16:59:58Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > It appears to be a sentence fragment. All right, it sucks! The concept that TV time is the same as real time fellates with great allacrity! There, are you and your @#$%^&\*! fragments happy now? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/87 "2004-02-07T19:16:31Z")
I had a dream about \*\*viva \*\* last night. There were handcuffs involved. :o ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/88 "2004-02-07T22:51:33Z")
Now, that’s the kind of post that makes me wish there were more female “regulars” around here to take some of the heat off of me. There’s **tarragon** and, um…Well, there was **Kn\*ckers** –bless her, wherever she is. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/89 "2004-02-08T01:54:37Z")
I blame the free bar food, amaretto sours, and lack of sleep I had last night. Those combined can make your synapses fire in interesting ways. You were a cop. No hijinks. I didn’t even steal your pants. ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/90 "2004-02-08T02:54:44Z")
Well, just re-watched this week’s episode and UPN had the previews turned up to the MAX! And it was -all- about the **PANDA!** Seriously, they showed at least -four- previews of the show this coming Wednesday and naturally all of them were the sexual innuendo. And **Aes** , you need to be cautious with those Amaretto sours, me thinks! 😃 This is probably the wrong thread to mention this in, but when TOS was first on, I was in HS and had a -huge- crush on Spock. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/91 "2004-02-08T19:35:06Z")
Pft. In High School, I had crushes on both Daxes (especially Ezri, whom I still worship) \*and \* B’ellana. The really freaky part? I didn’t think Roxann Dawson was really all that cute under those brow ridges. :o ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/92 "2004-02-09T01:31:48Z")
I wonder just how far they can/will go with the Trip/T’Pol deal. If Spock was supposed to be the first successful joining of human and Vulcan (was he really, or is that just something we figured out along the way?), then T and T won’t be able to reproduce, or it will all go tragically wrong. Why am I thinking this far ahead? Can’t help it; must have been the Pandapromo. ## Aes, I will tape the repeat of “Stratagem” tonight and get it off to you tomorrow. Full tape this time. Will start another tape soon. ENT Doper Esoteric Knowledge Quiz: 1. Who coined the term “Panda”? 2. Who came up with the phrase “phaser-cutting phasers” ? 3. Who recently named the “Xindi Super Happy Fun Ball” ? * * * I only know the 3rd one for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/93 "2004-02-09T02:39:18Z")
**EnderW24** , \*\*Cplant \*\* and **tracer** , and you, **viva**. What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/94 "2004-02-09T03:32:21Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > . What do I win? Yoplait squeezes. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/95 "2004-02-09T03:39:06Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > **EnderW24** , \*\*Cplant \*\* and **tracer** , and you, **viva**. What do I win? Survey says: 2/3 Nice try though, you some lovely parting gifts. A Quantum action figure with ale drinking action, and a T’pol with auto inflating floatation devices. I finally saw the episode by the way. Quite good too. Althought, I couldn’t understand why Archer had some of his hair in the little ponytail and the rest of is thrown about his face. I mean, I know you’re trying to look shabby, but have some respect for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/96 "2004-02-09T03:52:00Z")
I thought Panda was **elf6c**. Where’s our Trek Doper FAQ? I lost my bookmark with my upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/97 "2004-02-09T04:53:29Z")
It was **EnderW24**. I checked an old thread before answering. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/98 "2004-02-09T04:57:04Z")
'twas moi. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/99 "2004-02-09T05:20:23Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > [Our moon is a big old spaceship!!](http://www.cseti.org/Our%20Mysterious%20Spaceship%20Moon/coverpage.htm) That’s no moon … Oh, and I believe **Wearia** also had a hand in coining the immortal words “phaser-cutting phasers.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423/100 "2004-02-09T06:24:04Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > **EnderW24** , \*\*Cplant \*\* and **tracer** , and you, **viva**. What do I win? Bragging rights. I think **tracer** may be right about **Wearia’s** role, however. **Ender** , where the heck have you been lately? P.S. UPN actually showed FIVE promos for “Harbinger” during tonight’s rerun. It was Pandamonious. They’re no doubt tired of my persistent nagging. Now if they’d just run multi-promos on Wed. nights, I might stop bugging them. But not for long. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-stratagem-spoilers/227423.md?page=6)