# Enterprise: The BReach spoilers (really)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 23, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475 "2003-04-23T01:18:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/1 "2003-04-23T01:18:49Z")

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What the heck is the light shining on the ventral side of Enterprise in the fly by at the start of the episode? It isn’t a sun because they are traveling at warp.

Why when the ship undocks with Enterprsie does it roll to be in the same plane as NX 01? They’ve traveled the whole way sideways in relation to Enterprise.

Two used plots, but well handled. We know that the protagonists won’t die in the cave, but it was still riveting. The slide down the rock verged on the comic, though.

My favorite line is from Tripp: “If you don’t start movin’ in five seconds, I’m gonna take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass!”

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/2 "2003-04-23T02:20:55Z")

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Bump

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/3 "2003-04-23T03:20:59Z")

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AHH Tribbles!  
I was yelling " NO PHLOX YOU FOOL!" at the screen. Did they make up the lizard thing or was it canon?  
I thought it was good, the two plots were well handled. Travis got hurt, all in all, good stuff.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/4 "2003-04-23T03:30:01Z")

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It didn’t suck? Well then… paint me purple and call me stupid.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/5 "2003-04-23T04:10:32Z")

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You can always ask the mods to merge the threads.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/6 "2003-04-23T04:12:55Z")

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Archernarplant? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/7 "2003-04-23T12:13:07Z")

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Mrs. Plant was _really, really, really_ pissed when he fed the tribble to the reptile.  
It was, shall we say, unexpected.

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/8 "2003-04-23T13:11:27Z")

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_noticing **NCB** ’s new location and helpfully dousing him_

Letsee, it was water in the red bucket and gasoline in the white bucket, right?  
Oh, no it wasn’t. Shit - sorry, man!

_running away as fast as my little legs can carry me_

_Are_ there tribbles, or are you kids fooling me? 'Cause I likes tribbles. They’re cute and fun. When I was a little girrel, I wanted one. A real one. Neutured, though.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/9 "2003-04-23T13:38:18Z")

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Yes, there is a tribble. Yes, Phlox feeds it to one of his animals.

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/10 "2003-04-23T13:48:01Z")

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YIKES!!! Phlox’s animal -eats- the Tribble?! OMG!!!

Actually, I really like Phlox, and am looking forward to seeing the episode tonight. So, I’m glad to hear that the episode doesn’t suck.

Now, when are we going to meet the Tellarites?! 😃

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/11 "2003-04-23T17:28:33Z")

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dueling threads!

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/12 "2003-04-23T18:33:55Z")

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Better than Dueling Banjos.  
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neh  
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neh  
Ne ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neh  
Ne ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neh  
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neh  
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neh…

Hm. That doesn’t transcribe well.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/13 "2003-04-23T20:24:06Z")

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You got a realy purdy ovipositor…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/14 "2003-04-23T20:44:06Z")

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You guys just pay attention tonight and tell me where the hell that light shining on the bottom of Enterprise like the opening of a used car dealership comes from, ok?  
Dammit.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/15 "2003-04-23T21:59:40Z")

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If you’re going to be like that, you might as well ask where _any_ of the light in deep interstellar space comes from. Seems to me it would be a dim, vague, nondirectional wash. But no, there’s always a bright single source, like they’re flying by a casino or something.  
To the episode: Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck. Please don’t suck.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/16 "2003-04-23T22:44:53Z")

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the light is there because of SPACE LIGHTBULBS FROM VENUS!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/17 "2003-04-24T00:28:59Z")

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There are FOUR lights!  
It’s out of picture, obviously, but it must have been a reflection nebula. Think about it.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/18 "2003-04-24T04:15:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> **There are FOUR lights!**

And if the Party says I am holding up 5 fingers, **then** how many?

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/19 "2003-04-24T04:17:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \*  
> **YIKES!!! Phlox’s animal -eats- the Tribble?! OMG!!!**

Not such a big deal, when you realize that pet snakes here on Earth have to be fed live mice. (Snakes won’t eat mice that are already dead.)

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-breach-spoilers-really/170475/20 "2003-04-24T04:19:16Z")

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plant, are you talkin’ about that big buld that looked like an eye with a super small pupil that was on the bottom of the NX-01?

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