# Enterprise "The Communicator" (Spoilers maybe) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533 "2002-11-13T05:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/202 "2003-03-12T22:26:25Z")
Spank her! Spank her! And then, me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/203 "2003-03-12T23:52:52Z")
Take 'em to decon. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/204 "2003-03-13T00:00:42Z")
**Phlox** : You gellin’? **Archer** : I’m Gellin’ like a felon! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/205 "2003-03-13T01:18:29Z")
Muffaletta! Kn\*ckers: Glad you weren’t perturbed by my faux pas. Then again, you’re probably not easily perturbed. Me neither. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/206 "2003-03-13T01:22:18Z")
**NoClueBoy** must scrub every plasma conduit for the next five months, lick the transporter pads clean, wipe up after Porthos, mop up the gym after everybody works out, and extricate Travis’s wedgie. Meanwhile, **Kn\*ckers** simply gets extra pie, as I am terribly unfair and biased. 😃 – **vivaunbalanced** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/207 "2003-03-13T01:28:39Z")
_I_ never get extra pie, dang it. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/208 "2003-03-13T01:32:05Z")
How about some blood pudding, then? Heart of Targ? Ga’kh? Scrapple? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/209 "2003-03-13T01:39:50Z")
No, peep peep it, I want pecan (puh-Kahn) pie with vanilla ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/210 "2003-03-13T06:02:36Z")
How about some pan-fried catfish a la mode? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/211 "2003-03-13T06:06:41Z")
MMmmm… pie. Cherry, right? Can I have your seconds, **Kn\*ckers**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/212 "2003-03-13T06:09:15Z")
Er, I mean can I have your leftovers. Stupid brain… I should stab you with a Q-Tip. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/213 "2003-03-13T06:22:45Z")
Just blame it on some mysterious virus or singularity like everyone else, does, **Aes**. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/214 "2003-03-13T06:26:23Z")
[carnivorousplant, this is for you.](http://trip.houseoftucker.com/sopark.html) South Park Trips! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/215 "2003-03-13T13:22:54Z")
Wow, thanks viva. …I think… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/216 "2003-03-13T13:32:40Z")
Mphmph. Ermphphmmm phrrmphph. MrfPEEPf frm mrph. Sorry, I was eating my pie. Shouldn’t talk with mouth full. I’m done, now, and yes, **Aesiron** , you can have my leftover seconds (it’s cherry-pecan. Weird AND tasty!). I like **viva** ’s punishments. Next time, do I get spanked _whilst_ eating pie? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/217 "2003-03-13T18:22:56Z")
suddenly all the Trek threads have become written in Spank-o-rama!! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/218 "2003-03-13T18:43:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **MMmmm… pie. Cherry, right?** Thanks a lot. Now I have the image of Trip in the engine room, stripped to the waist and banging his head to Warrant while he works on the warp coils. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/219 "2003-03-13T19:31:01Z")
Not that there’s anything wrong with that… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/220 "2003-03-13T22:00:28Z")
I can actually picture Trip doing that. What I’m having trouble with is visualizing **Kn\*ckers** eating **Viva** ’s pie while being spanked. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/221 "2003-03-13T22:06:55Z")
I’m having trouble picturing that, myself, **Aes** - I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533.md?page=12)