# Enterprise "The Communicator" (Spoilers maybe) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533 "2002-11-13T05:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/322 "2003-07-02T23:29:42Z")
Salmon chanted evening… You might find your someone… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/323 "2003-07-02T23:45:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Salmon chanted evening… > > You might find your someone… \*\* But she’ll give you the crabs… Just for the halibut… and then you’ll have a wet dream… thinking about the one that got away… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/324 "2003-07-02T23:53:09Z")
I took my stingray to the shop… the mechanic was covered in mussles… he said it looked like I had blown a seal… I said, “Keep my personal life out of this…” ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/325 "2003-07-03T00:06:44Z")
my cd of that is at home so i couldn’t plug it in quick and get real quotes… don’t go wasting your emooooootions…lay all your love on me… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/326 "2003-07-03T00:49:40Z")
Any minute now, **Aes** will be asking what we’re talking about (I mean, if he didn’t know Bloom County…). Not tonight, I got a haddock… (he was the one covered with muscles - must have been related to the man from Brussels) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/327 "2003-07-03T00:55:10Z")
I’m floundering here, I can’t remember anymore lines. I have no sole… ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/328 "2003-07-03T00:58:13Z")
Go get tanked; you’ll feel better. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/329 "2003-07-03T05:01:41Z")
CLAM up already! 😃 I could crush a full can of beer between my Pilate’d legs. Now, we shall all go off and celebrate my 3k+ posts. What’s rerunning next week on ENT? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/330 "2003-07-03T05:04:19Z")
Oh, yeah… forgot to mention that I finally watched the tape you sent me. Angry Trip is just too funny. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/331 "2003-07-03T05:07:57Z")
[Who needs reruns?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194877) Go! Create! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/332 "2003-07-03T05:11:10Z")
You finally found a way to make a Trek thread I can’t post in, you bastard. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/333 "2003-07-03T05:11:19Z")
43 KAUT: Wednesday, July 9 7:00 PM Science fiction, Fantasy, Adventure _Dawn_ Trip plays a cat-and-mouse game with an alien assailant on a barren moon where the sun will burn them both to a crisp when it rises. Cast: Scott Bakula, Connor Trinneer, Jolene Blalock, Dominic Keating, Anthony Montgomery, Linda Park, John Billingsley Director(s): Roxann Dawson Executive Producer(s): Rick Berman, Brannon Braga Original Air Date: Jan 08, 2003 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/334 "2003-07-03T05:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*You finally found a way to make a Trek thread I can’t post in, you bastard. \*\* Well, my older brother might be… They were most certainly married when I beamed down. You never read ANY Middle Earth stuff? Ever? Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/335 "2003-07-03T05:15:41Z")
I hate Lord of the Rings. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/336 "2003-07-03T05:17:03Z")
yeah! Michael Flattery sucks! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/337 "2003-07-03T05:18:15Z")
No, no. I _like_ Lord of the Dance. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/338 "2003-07-03T05:24:05Z")
he has a ring… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/339 "2003-07-03T05:26:32Z")
…and an entertaining show that doesn’t overwhelm me with the urge to cave in my forehead with a Taco Bell spork. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/340 "2003-07-03T05:30:13Z")
I’m getting a spa facial treatment Sturday. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/341 "2003-07-03T05:32:04Z")
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