# Enterprise "The Communicator" (Spoilers maybe) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533 "2002-11-13T05:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/342 "2003-07-03T05:36:00Z")
I have good pores. Pore me Poor me Pour me another shot of whiskey! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/343 "2003-07-03T05:37:48Z")
Where is **Kn(\*)ckers**, now? First \*_Wearyboy_, then her… Vacation? Or alien abduction? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/344 "2003-07-03T05:38:33Z")
I don’t wanna hang out with the crowd and I don’t wanna party and get real loud. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/345 "2003-07-03T05:42:20Z")
Things like this are never final I’m still paying on the vinyl Flooring in the laundry room Multi color Water proof ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/346 "2003-07-03T05:45:02Z")
I can’t believe what the judge had to tell you. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/347 "2003-07-03T05:54:45Z")
She got the diamond, I got the shaft. Yeah, different song. I know, I know… I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know! Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/348 "2003-07-03T05:56:26Z")
I don’t know that one. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/349 "2003-07-03T05:58:31Z")
Bill Withers 1978 or so ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/350 "2003-07-03T06:00:39Z")
Before my time. Marty Robbins is the only pre-1980 artist I like and listen to. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/351 "2003-07-03T06:58:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Bill Withers > > 1978 or so \*\* That song is as old as me! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/352 "2003-07-03T07:15:28Z")
OK, [a link you’ve got to see.](http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Games&action=page&obj_id=39043&type_id=270331&cat_id=270351&sub_id=0) I haven’t decided if it’s funny or sad yet. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/353 "2003-07-03T07:25:18Z")
**Tars** made a thread about that a day or two ago, Cochrane\*. \*I was gonna call you Einstein but decided I needed more Trek for my buck. Hence the Cochrane. Just be happy I didn’t call you Wesley like I was originally gonna. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/354 "2003-07-03T07:40:48Z")
Well, pardon me for missing a thread. \* \*I was going to make a snotty comment about having a life, but I suspect that most of the people around here have lives. And I sort of like most of the rest, so I don’t want to insult them if they don’t, in actuality, have lives. I’ll be willing to make an exception for certain unnamed parties. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/355 "2003-07-03T07:43:14Z")
Bah. 'member my email? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/356 "2003-07-03T07:48:25Z")
Yup. It’s in that spirit that the last post was made. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/357 "2003-07-03T07:51:33Z")
It’s 4:00am here. Can someone tell me if I was just insulted or not? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/358 "2003-07-03T18:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Oh, yeah… forgot to mention that I finally watched the tape you sent me. Angry Trip is just too funny. \*\* Which Angry Trip? “First Flight” or “The Expanse”? Or any randomly Angry Trip? Did you want “Dawn” on tape? Hey, let’s all chill out with [the Internet refrigerator!](http://reviews.zdnet.co.uk/review/28/6/1600.html) Mmmm…snack n’ surf… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/359 "2003-07-03T18:39:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*That song is as old as me! \*\* As old as _I_. –_viva_\* the grammar beeyotch 😃 **Linus** : That link is funny–because I don’t know how they expect to sue and prove something that is in the abstract…but it’s also sad because the last two movies certainly didn’t do well, and I blame UPN/Paramount to a degree for showing 21 minutes’ worth of ads on ENT and only 39 minutes’ worth of show. That’s less than any of the other Trek shows ever had. Ah, well…We’ll see what happens with the third season. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/360 "2003-07-03T18:41:33Z")
:smack: D’OH!!! Viva the notorious coding-mixer-upper! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/361 "2003-07-03T18:47:12Z")
Bah! That fridge doesn’t even get basic cable! And for 6,000 pounds it better do my laundry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533.md?page=19)