# Enterprise "The Communicator" (Spoilers maybe) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 13, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533 "2002-11-13T05:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/162 "2003-03-11T06:57:38Z")
I’ll have to see what I can dig up for the ladies, then. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/163 "2003-03-11T13:21:40Z")
PEEP you, the PEEP you PEEPed in on and the PEEP who followed! PEEPIN’ PEEP. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/164 "2003-03-11T13:56:26Z")
Viva wants Tripp in his blue underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/165 "2003-03-11T19:14:52Z")
Hubba hubba! Now if we could just get some frickin’ _scripts_ to go along with the shameless lasciviousness, then we’d have something. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/166 "2003-03-11T19:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Viva wants Tripp in his blue underwear. \*\* * * * Or Archer. But Trip is okay too. The one thing I never want to see: Phlox in decon. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/167 "2003-03-11T19:57:21Z")
Great. Now i have to wash my brain in bleach to try to get rid of that image… ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/168 "2003-03-11T20:04:41Z")
A bleached brain is a guest alien in an upcoming episode. Actually, here are the titles of some of the new ones to come, not necessarily in order: The Breach (an opening, or somebody’s bad spelling and it’s really about a breech birth) Cogenitor (some kind of third sex ep. which will no doubt be message-y) The Crossing (wasn’t there already a slashy Desert Crossing in Season one?) First Flight (Vulcans at Kitty Hawk, so goes the rumor. Say it ain’t so.) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/169 "2003-03-11T20:09:45Z")
[Blue Undies!](http://scifi.about.com/blundies.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/170 "2003-03-11T22:16:43Z")
Hmm… have humans met the Trills by this point? If so, I demand a decon scene. I wanna know where exactly those spots go. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/171 "2003-03-12T01:43:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\* > I wanna know where exactly those spots go. \*\* Judzia Dax told some guy they go “all the way down”. I don’t remember the episode. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/172 "2003-03-12T04:17:38Z")
Yeah, I knew that, but are there detours? Details, my friend. Details. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/173 "2003-03-12T04:31:02Z")
Did you never see you DS-9 lovin’ freak the episode where she was barely wearing a string bikini like outfit in that holo-Risa resort sequence? The spots curved down along the sides of her fairly well exposed breasts, over her abdomen, crossed at the belly button, and then crossed to the back again, covering her butt cheeks (yes, you could see quite a bit of that… Wowie!) and deminishing in size while spiraling down her leg. Man, I would’ve liked to do that makeup removal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/174 "2003-03-12T04:35:58Z")
I remember some episode where Jadzia and Nerys were in bikinis for some reason but my memory sucks and I can’t visualize it. ☹ Somethin’ tells me when I finally get around to getting the DVD sets, that particular disc will get plenty of use. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/175 "2003-03-12T04:40:31Z")
ew ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/176 "2003-03-12T04:43:27Z")
The TNG one with Menage a Troi on it too. And when Voyager gets its set, the one with B’ellana in the shower. And . . ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/177 "2003-03-12T04:50:17Z")
You know? It seems Panda has been around for quite a while. Remember Andrea from TOS _What Are Little Girls made Of?_? _:::::drool:::::_ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/178 "2003-03-12T06:10:34Z")
Oh, and another upcoming ENT ep is called “Contagion.” Hmmmm…what could that possibly entail? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/179 "2003-03-12T06:47:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Oh, and another upcoming ENT ep is called “Contagion.” > > Hmmmm…what could that possibly entail? > \*\* **Archer** : Dr. Phlox, there were no condoms on Risa! **Phlox** : I’ll have to put you in the decon room. Rub this gel on the infected part **Archer** : Oh yeah, baby, oh yeah, Uhhnnnunnuhhunnu! Your gonna need a mop in here, Phlox! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/180 "2003-03-12T06:48:55Z")
Astro Decon Gel! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533/181 "2003-03-12T06:50:41Z")
Revolving door decon orgy for the entire crew! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-communicator-spoilers-maybe/136533.md?page=10)