# Enterprise: The Crossing (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 31, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364 "2003-03-31T03:54:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/181 "2003-04-07T16:56:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Tomorrow, we start a new ep thread.** I thought last week’s preview said “in two weeks.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/182 "2003-04-07T17:01:09Z")
Bummer! I guess we’ll drag up whatever repeat it is then… and continue in _Cease Fire_ aka the Coelocanth marraige story ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/183 "2003-04-07T17:33:12Z")
Hmph… If this week is a repeat, what repeat IS it? Hope it’s _Marauders_. Can’t get enough of them chickenshit Klingons… Then we’d have Klingons two weeks in a row! ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/184 "2003-04-07T17:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Achernar** , 12 pages? What browser do you use? I use Netscape, but that has nothing to do with it. I have my user control panel set to give me 20 replies per page insteada 50. As for next week, [Startrek.com](http://Startrek.com) seems pretty sure that it’s the Klingon Tribunal of Archer. Now, I’m not going to assume that it’s _exactly_ like Star Trek VI from the preview, like I’m sure all the naysayers are, but man, they have a picture of Archer on Rura Penthe and everything. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/185 "2003-04-07T17:46:47Z")
[Lookie!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175585) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/186 "2003-04-07T18:41:51Z")
I want to be Rutger Hauer. Kn(\*)ckers, change it to Rutger Hauer, please, please, please! I’ll never ask to change again, I promise! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/187 "2003-04-07T19:44:59Z")
One Google search later, and I now know who Rutger Hauer is. I still have no idea in hell what you’re talking about, **carni** but at least I’ll recognize Rutger Hauer if I see him on the street. But your wish is my command, and you are now Rutger Hauer. Oh! Wait, I think I get it! Is this in relation to all that Norse god stuff of olden pages? Cause I guess I see the tangential relationship there. But it’s weird and tangled, you big nut. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/188 "2003-04-07T20:33:25Z")
It’s Noclueboy’s “lookie” link in a previous post. Get with the program. Oops, no I didn’t mean that… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/189 "2003-04-07T20:51:01Z")
You mean this? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*[Lookie!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175585) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/190 "2003-04-07T22:22:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Achernar \* > \*\*As for next week, [Startrek.com](http://Startrek.com) seems pretty sure that it’s the Klingon Tribunal of Archer. Now, I’m not going to assume that it’s _exactly_ like Star Trek VI from the preview, like I’m sure all the naysayers are, but man, they have a picture of Archer on Rura Penthe and everything. \*\* The difference is that instead of Micheal Dorn playing the Defense Attorney, it is J. G Herztler (Martok). And no Chris Plummer. (thye should have had a shocking guest star as the Prosecuter, like Shatner or Wheaton or Sean Connery) ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/191 "2003-04-07T22:43:55Z")
AHHH! The Jolene FHM shoot has vanished! WHY GOD! WHY? Sorry **NCB** , I guess your going to have to just imagine what her goddess butt looks like. I’ve searched FHM US and UK with no luck. Damn… I need to go cry now. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/192 "2003-04-07T23:23:30Z")
Christopher Plummer: _“Answer me now! Don’t wait for the panda!”_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/193 "2003-04-07T23:56:17Z")
Kim Cattrall as a Vulcan… yummy. Too bad they didn’t Panda it up with her. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/194 "2003-04-08T06:19:52Z")
Archer should bang his shoe and say “We will bury you!” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/195 "2003-04-08T06:24:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*And what were _my_ links?!? Chopped hepatic liver?!? > > :dubious: \*\* **Viva** likes me more, **Viva** likes me more. Neener, neener, neener… **Viva** likes me more. 😛 ;j ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/196 "2003-04-08T06:28:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*And what were _my_ links?!? Chopped hepatic liver?!? > > SNIP \*\* * * * Mmmmm…chopped hepatic liver…links…sausage links… I still watch every ep., and the new Klingon one is on this Wed. according to my TV schedule. No rerun scheduled yet that I can see. I’m not sure that there would be any more reruns this season, since they’re running out of season and they’ve got several more first-runs in the can. Can…Mmmmmm…canned spam…canned ham…potted meat…carnivorousplant… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/197 "2003-04-08T06:32:24Z")
See? She didn’t deny it! Ha! 😃 In other news, NCAA Basketball’s finally over. I might finally be able to talk about the episodes instead of **NCB** ing the threads. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/198 "2003-04-08T06:43:39Z")
You do quite well for yourself for a guy who hardly ever gets to see \*\*Enterprise \*\*. \*Hey…Go check out the resurrected Firefly thread…it’s gonna resurface on DVD! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/199 "2003-04-08T15:22:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **And what were _my_ links?!? Chopped hepatic liver?!?** Um … is there such a thing as liver that **isn’t** hepatic? I mean, what with “hepatic” meaning “of or pertaining to the liver” and all. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/200 "2003-04-08T17:16:37Z")
what if it was gummy liver? would it be hepatic then? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364.md?page=11)