# Enterprise: The Crossing (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 31, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364 "2003-03-31T03:54:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/261 "2003-04-11T03:47:21Z")
Tails and fronts! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/262 "2003-04-11T03:48:42Z")
Q. Do you know what they found in the Enterprise toilet? A. [come on, you know. Fill it in.] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/263 "2003-04-11T03:58:40Z")
cling ons around your anus? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/264 "2003-04-11T03:59:57Z")
The Captain’s log. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/265 "2003-04-11T04:01:27Z")
mine was more funierer ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/266 "2003-04-11T04:04:14Z")
Q: How do you get a one armed Klingon out of a tree? A: Wave at it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/267 "2003-04-11T04:08:36Z")
What is brown and green and if it fell off of a tree on you would kill you? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/268 "2003-04-11T04:09:48Z")
A klingon pool table. With no honor. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/269 "2003-04-11T04:09:56Z")
Another tree? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/270 "2003-04-11T04:11:26Z")
Q: Why won’t Vulcans let Klingon children play in their sandboxes? A: The le matyas keep trying to bury them. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/271 "2003-04-11T04:12:54Z")
:dubious: How do you keep **Aesiron** in suspense? ;j ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/272 "2003-04-11T04:13:55Z")
😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/273 "2003-04-11T04:15:11Z")
Well? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/274 "2003-04-11T04:16:34Z")
Out with it already, man! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/275 "2003-04-11T04:18:44Z")
That _was_ the joke. 😃 but, you already knew that. glad you played along ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/276 "2003-04-11T04:19:53Z")
Wait, it was a joke? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/277 "2003-04-11T04:23:26Z")
[musical stinger] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/278 "2003-04-11T04:24:31Z")
We’re here all week ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/279 "2003-04-11T04:24:48Z")
😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/280 "2003-04-11T04:28:02Z")
Just wait til **Kn(funnygirlmyass!Makemelaugh!)ckers** reads this in the morning! She’ll laugh her pants off at you until she realizes _SHE_ was the one who was had! HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHA Ha… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364.md?page=15)