# Enterprise: The Crossing (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 31, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364 "2003-03-31T03:54:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/281 "2003-04-11T04:29:52Z")
ha ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/282 "2003-04-11T04:30:17Z")
…'cause she doesn’t have any pants on to laugh off, right? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/283 "2003-04-11T04:33:49Z")
_she never wears pants_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/284 "2003-04-11T12:22:25Z")
For this, I get up in the morning… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/285 "2003-04-11T14:01:29Z")
Well, I laughed, yeah, but I still don’t know how I was had. Who had me? Besides the hairy guy\* on the couch, I mean… \*For the record, I feel compelled to state at this point that I didn’t REALLY date the Hairy Guy. We were just friends. But I wanted to make that sibling joke, so I had to pretend. You understand. Love, Kn(Pants? Who needs 'em?!)ckers ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/286 "2003-04-11T14:17:16Z")
Harry Guy? Is that Harry Kim’s nom de plume? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/287 "2003-04-11T14:25:53Z")
Nope, his evil twin. You can tell them apart because Harry Guy plays the oboe. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/288 "2003-04-11T17:13:54Z")
**Aesiron’s** response was correct. NCB, in his usual clueless fashion, was giving the answer to a different question. That’s why he never wins on Jeopardy!. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/289 "2003-04-11T17:39:35Z")
There’s a guy down the street named “Harry Ladd”. Bet you went out when him too, you femme fentale! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/290 "2003-04-11T17:44:19Z")
We had a guy named Harold Dick in my Jr. high (it’s true!) He later changed his last name. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/291 "2003-04-11T17:47:16Z")
“Harold”. Ha! What a loser. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/292 "2003-04-12T04:30:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*There’s a guy down the street named “Harry Ladd”. Bet you went out when him too, you femme fentale! \*\* * * * What’s a fentale? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/293 "2003-04-12T04:32:39Z")
A combination fin and tail. Haven’t you ever seen a monkey dolphin? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/294 "2003-04-12T04:34:54Z")
Oh yeah, a molphin. A dolkey? Fatale! Phloxtail. Thanks for the clarification. It just makes everything worse. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/295 "2003-04-12T04:36:53Z")
You should see the tricks they do with their prehensile fentale and blowhole. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/296 "2003-04-12T04:40:01Z")
Potty mouth! Conduits! Jefferies tubes! Nacelles! Pipe organs! Glass noodles! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/297 "2003-04-12T04:50:26Z")
Probe [from ST:IV]. 😉 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/298 "2003-04-12T04:54:31Z")
The Ford Probe. Yeah, that car sold reaaaaallll well. Good one, Aes! Whales. HUMPback whales! Torpedoes. Phase cannons. Stop me now! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/299 "2003-04-12T13:47:51Z")
Format -dude viva: /sys All information on this drive will be lost! Are you sure you want to proceed? Y)es H)ell yes J)ust do it J ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364/300 "2003-04-12T17:01:40Z")
Sorry, **carnivorousplant** , your process just crashed and dumped StovoCore. Get it? StovoCore? 'Cause y’all were making Klingon jokes? And Klingon warriors go to Stovo … ah, the heck with it. You guys are no fun at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-the-crossing-spoilers/165364.md?page=16)