# Enterprise: Twilight spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 5, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471 "2003-11-05T02:54:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/121 "2003-11-12T13:59:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> \*\*Oh good _Christ._  
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Yeah, that would fellate with the utmost alacrity.  
Perhaps it is a minor humorous mercifully brief scene that is being advertised for ratings by the guys-who-write-the-back-of-the-book.

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/122 "2003-11-12T16:55:13Z")

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Thankfully, there’s [this](http://www.trektoday.com/news/121103_01.shtml) too.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/123 "2003-11-12T17:23:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by athelas \*  
> \*\*Thankfully, there’s [this](http://www.trektoday.com/news/121103_01.shtml) too. \*\*

So, any bets that the alien from another dimension turns out to be Archer from the Mirror Universe, just alienified because of the expeirmental craft?

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/124 "2003-11-12T17:26:52Z")

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Really!? Did I miss the part where it said the alien had a goatee? 🙂 I thought the alien would turn out to be Porthos!

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/125 "2003-11-12T17:39:09Z")

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maybe Porthos…but evolved 15 million years later into a man! Just like Cat from Red Dwarf!

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/126 "2003-11-12T18:11:50Z")

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… _“The Cat Who Walks Through Walls”_

It’s probably Shatner. Placed in a cryo-tank, blasted into space, he slipped into another dimension and is now looking to get rid of every other Enterprise captain.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/127 "2003-11-12T19:53:19Z")

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I wish they’d put that A-story blurb up first.

Anyhow…on to “North Star.”

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/128 "2003-11-12T20:06:43Z")

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Move’em on, head’em up,  
Head’em up, move’em out,  
Move’em on, head’em out,  
Star Trek!  
Rope’em in, confuse the plot,  
Start an arc, branchem off,  
Suck’em in, tie up knots,  
Star Trek!

… meanwhile, back at the ranch …

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**Author:** ![hansolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@hansolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansolo)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-twilight-spoilers/211471/129 "2003-11-15T21:47:06Z")

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the thing that finally saves Archer is the fact that he was in the center of subspace implosion that is caused by the warp coils being over loaded.  
in Quantum Leap it was theorized that the only thing that would bring Sam home was being in the direct center of an atomic detonation.  
concidence? i think not.

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