# Enterprise Vanishing Point thread (SPOILERS!!!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 27, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007 "2002-11-27T00:56:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/101 "2003-03-19T05:32:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*And I’m Gumby, dammit! \*\* * * * I always thought you were a little bent. 😃 – **GooeyV** ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/102 "2003-03-19T05:34:34Z")
But if I am Goo, then what is \*\*Kn\*ckers \*\* ? Is she not Goo, too? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/103 "2003-03-19T05:39:01Z")
[Goo](http://store6.yimg.com/I/cartoonfansclub_1733_22577169) [Gumby clips!](http://www.gumbyworld.com/gumbysgalaxy/video/mkngsqrsgumb.html) males are Gumby females are Goo ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/104 "2003-03-19T06:49:00Z")
What about she-males? Goobys? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/105 "2003-03-19T13:15:43Z")
I do not Grok it, Goo I am. I would not grok it in a box; I would not grok with Dr. Phlox. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/106 "2003-03-19T15:07:41Z")
I am not goo, I am not blue, I do not say “how do you do?” But it is true that I _like_ goo And blue And you, And cows that moo! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/107 "2003-03-20T01:38:16Z")
Phloxabibby: “Start looking for sub-cellular residue.” Trip: “Sure, what would it look like?” Phloxyboxy: "Goo! * * * Hoshi got a nice booty. ---
**Author:** ![NotTheHamburglar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f05b48/32.png) [@NotTheHamburglar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotTheHamburglar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/108 "2003-03-20T03:56:00Z")
I am Jack’s Hamburglar! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/109 "2003-03-20T07:12:12Z")
Who was that masked…uh, banned person??? Does Goo go well with Spotted Dick? Can we do nothing except nitpick? Will NoClueBoy ever get a clue? Will a Gumby get to marry a Goo? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/110 "2003-03-20T17:25:45Z")
Well, **viva** , I don’t know who that masked banned person was (or wasn’t), since there seems to be some discrepancy between his or her username and the subject matter of the post. I’m trying to think up more Seuss-esque poetry involving goo, but I’m too sleepy. So, no goo for you! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/111 "2003-03-20T17:29:57Z")
wasn’t there a “chews blue goo with a goose” thing in Hop on Pop? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/112 "2003-03-20T18:08:55Z")
I thought that was Fox in Sox, **Tars** , but I’ve been wrong before. Most of the time, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/113 "2003-03-20T18:26:25Z")
probably was, my Seuss collection is currently limited to underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/114 "2003-03-20T21:04:22Z")
Oh, man, this show aired again? I would have thought they’d take it out and shoot it, like the Louise Fletcher _Saturday Night Live._ On second thought, maybe that’s why Bush decided to launch the war when he did, in order to distract people from having to sit through this, this, this Speedo full of camel dung. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/115 "2003-03-20T23:22:34Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > \*\*Well, **viva** , I don’t know who that masked banned person was (or wasn’t), since there seems to be some discrepancy between his or her username and the subject matter of the post. > > I’m trying to think up more Seuss-esque poetry involving goo, but I’m too sleepy. So, no goo for you! \*\* * * * He posted the same thing in the Pit and probably 12 times elsewhere, so fortunately for us, he has been whisked into transporter oblivion, never to be seen here again–at least not in his original form. I goo, therefore I am. A goo divided against itself…is still goo. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/116 "2003-03-21T00:24:33Z")
Now is the time for all Goo men to come to the aid of their country music radio station and demand 17 straight hours of Mel McDaniels’ _Baby Got Her Blue Jeans On_, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/117 "2003-03-21T00:45:57Z")
This thread has been Goo-jacked ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/118 "2003-03-21T03:35:55Z")
Isn’t it time for one of your “Brandy” corruptions, NCB? (“Gooey, you’re a fine girl, what a Goo wife you would be…”) Ladies and gentlemen: Please welcome “The Brandy Corruptions,” now opening for Infusion O’ Trek! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/119 "2003-03-21T04:20:39Z")
\*Knew a girl (ah!) named Goo You know she knew just what to do said I knew a girl-irl-irl Named Goo She nkew just what to do Tutti Fruitti A rutti A wop bob a loo wap a wop bam BOOM! - Thank you, Little Archer. ladies and Gentlemen, Little Archer * * * Ed Sullivan: "Klingons and Tellurites… The Denebian Slug Worms!" \*Yesterday… 's Enterprise was such a famous ship Now it’s filled with Trip Ooh I belong to yesterday’s I know, something’s wrong Why T’Pol? (She wouldn’t say) Seems like no one writes a show that flows like Yesterday’s En ter prise Yesterday Captain Kirk was taken far away A cloned Picard has turned out to be gay Now I posting songs for Yesterday’s En ter prise…\* ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007/120 "2003-03-21T05:16:58Z")
should be Denebian slime devils. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-vanishing-point-thread-spoilers/139007.md?page=7)