# Enterprise: Zero Hour spoilers. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096 "2004-05-26T00:54:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/181 "2004-06-23T22:35:45Z")
> [@Corner Case](#): > > Aesiron: {cuffs Corner} > Corner: Please don’t belt me! I would never besmirch the good name of your pants! > Aesiron: Aww, button it, Case! > Corner: I’m pleating with you; can’t you cut me some slack? You’re about to make me snap! Zip it, will ya?? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/182 "2004-06-23T23:16:43Z")
Good thing **Kn(i)ckers** _isn’t_ here! She would warn you about skirting the issue. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/183 "2004-06-23T23:55:53Z")
Caught you on the fly, eh? Congrats on your 10K-plus posts! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/184 "2004-06-24T00:42:43Z")
Wow, I’m completely out of it. I didn’t even notice the puns. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/185 "2004-06-24T01:52:27Z")
Ah, puns…I love to scarf 'em down even if they’re old hat. “He who would pun would pick a pocket!” --Dr. Stephen Maturin ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/186 "2004-06-24T14:07:19Z")
I doff my hat to your ten thousandth post, **NoCluBoy** , and to helping complete the [story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252702). No one can pull the wool over your eyes, **Aesiron**. We need some new Enterprise episodes or I’m afraid we’ll all come apart at the seams. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/187 "2004-06-24T14:52:38Z")
This seems perfectly rational behaviour to me… ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/188 "2004-06-24T15:09:03Z")
…darn. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/189 "2004-06-25T03:50:58Z")
I was hanging by a thread today after 3.5 hours of reading piles o’ placement tests. Gems abound: \*We are best friends forever–for now, at least. \*My life has been changed because now my eyes are open instead of my nose. \*I’m not the most brightless bulb in the class, but I try. * * * Ain’t it grand? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/190 "2004-06-25T04:08:07Z")
Long, long ago… In a carreer far, far away… The question on the employment application asked, “Salary expected?” To which I replied, “Yes.” I got the job. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/191 "2004-06-25T10:26:43Z")
Aren’t you supposed to put that under “Sex”? ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/192 "2004-06-25T13:23:43Z")
I’m just wondering about my own career path. Somehow, I never envisioned a job where every day ended with sitting in the bar with a select co-worker or two, complaining about said job. And something tells me if you have to slam the phone down and scream “fuck!” more than once a week there might be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/193 "2004-06-25T13:27:01Z")
Isn’t that every job, excepting the bit about the bar, since not everyone drinks? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/194 "2004-06-25T23:25:31Z")
[Anybody want a Klingon Language Institute scholarship?](http://www.kli.org/scholarship/) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/195 "2004-06-30T02:35:23Z")
How about some [raccoon penis bones?](http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/196 "2004-07-04T06:34:10Z")
[Rock Paper Saddam,](http://bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/) anyone? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096.md?page=9)