# Enterprise: Zero Hour spoilers. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096 "2004-05-26T00:54:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/121 "2004-06-01T02:36:40Z")
Baked twice. Over ice! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/122 "2004-06-01T02:41:45Z")
Save me a slice. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/123 "2004-06-01T03:46:43Z")
I do not approve of this vice. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/124 "2004-06-01T04:40:10Z")
Got lice? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/125 "2004-06-01T05:01:01Z")
Do humans taste like chicken butt? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/126 "2004-06-01T07:41:52Z")
I literally just laughed out loud, which is something I rarely do when reading things online. Good show, **viva**. (I’ve always heard we taste like pork incidentally) ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/127 "2004-06-01T13:57:57Z")
I always thought we tasted like [pink alligators](http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/06/01/pink.alligator.ap/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/128 "2004-06-02T01:40:40Z")
Hungry? Have some [beer butt chicken.](http://www.realpolice.net/forums/showthread.php?p=135266) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/129 "2004-06-02T02:18:54Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Hungry? I should rather fry Turkey in Greece. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/130 "2004-06-02T14:11:48Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I should rather fry Turkey in Greece. That may be McDonald’s way, but I rather prefer Burger King’s flame broiling. Less fat. However one must get a turkey leg at the renaissance faire regardless of the fat content. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/131 "2004-06-02T14:47:17Z")
Mmmm…, dry turkey meat surrounded by gristle and cartilige. Nothin says lovin like a nasty old tasteless overcooked bird leg. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/132 "2004-06-02T15:40:15Z")
Turkies are New World animals ad thus would not have been eaten in the Renaissance, especially by peasants. They can’t get continuity right _anywhere_. Pft. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/133 "2004-06-08T23:23:15Z")
Miscellany: Does anyone else think that at the end of this ep., they wound up not in an altered past but in an altered present? **Aes** , did you get the tape I sent a week ago? **NCB** , did you get the contest entry form I mailed to you a few days ago? All: I heard from **Linus** ; he has been short on time but will be back as soon as he can. I’m on meds. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/134 "2004-06-08T23:28:09Z")
Um… I haven’t checked my mailbox in a couple of weeks. :eek: My bills come online and I sorta fergets, with know? So…, it’s probably there. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/135 "2004-06-08T23:31:59Z")
Time-travelin’ Nazi lizards, eh? Either Roger Corman of Zombie Ed Wood is working for Paramount. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/136 "2004-06-08T23:33:17Z")
:smack: \*\*\*OR,\*\*\*dammit! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/137 "2004-06-08T23:37:33Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Um… I haven’t checked my mailbox in a couple of weeks. :eek: > > My bills come online and I sorta fergets, with know? So…, it’s probably there. It was the very first copy I made on my new all-in-one Lexmark. You are so special. I am so drugged. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/138 "2004-06-09T02:40:13Z")
Time traveling turducken. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/139 "2004-06-09T03:27:56Z")
I made a Cowpigsheep. Sorry, **Carn ben Stamen**. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096/140 "2004-06-09T03:43:12Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > **Carn ben Stamen**. I seriously think you should speak to your physician, minister or Rabbi. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enterprise-zero-hour-spoilers/247096.md?page=8)