# Entertaining News Headline of the Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289 "2011-04-30T15:18:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/1 "2011-04-30T15:18:28Z")

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Maybe a running thread of entertaining news headlines would be a good idea.

Recently, I saw **"Man In Cow Suit Steals Milk From Walmart"**

and **"Birther Massacre at the Long Form Corral"**

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/2 "2011-05-29T17:12:18Z")

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\*\* Clear Lake resident accused of excessively lax attitude \*\*

(A bank is suing a supervisor for not noticing an employee working under him was stealing money.)

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/3 "2011-06-29T12:38:50Z")

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**"Tom Petty Tells Bachmann: Stop Draggin’ My Songs Around"**

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/4 "2011-06-29T21:53:40Z")

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Two I saw on here were “Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks” and “Congress Democrats Let Wiener Shrivel”.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/5 "2011-06-29T23:45:55Z")

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Slate had an awesome one today:

[Bush vs. Gore](http://www.slate.com/id/2297924/).

Context is everything…

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/6 "2011-10-22T14:40:22Z")

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**Hunt continues for man who beat woman with frozen armadillo**

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/7 "2015-04-16T13:13:50Z")

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Resurrecting my own zombie thread for this gem:

“Cruz Woos Orthodox Jews”

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/entertaining-news-headline-of-the-day/580289/8 "2015-04-16T20:26:03Z")

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> [@Ca3799](#):
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> Resurrecting my own zombie thread for this gem:
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> “Cruz Woos Orthodox Jews”

Sung by Celine Dion