# Epic milk review on Amazon **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** soda-softdrinks\ **Created:** [February 26, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446 "2013-02-26T18:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/1 "2013-02-26T18:07:52Z")
This popped up on my Facebook feed yesterday, and I thought it was cool so I’m sharing it. The product is just a jug of milk. But the first review poem (and actually many of the other reviews as well) are great. [I love it when people have fun with Amazon.](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/2 "2013-02-26T18:19:45Z")
Also, read the [sellers descriptions.](http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new) Samples > [@](#): > > New > Vintage 2011. None finer at any price. > [@](#): > > New > AUTOGRAPHED FIRST EDITION. Slight wear on label. > [@](#): > > New > Includes live cow on front porch for the duration of milk delivery. May include sound of one or more “moo” noises. After delivery I’ll enter your home to bake you a delicious batch of chocolate chip cookies. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/3 "2013-02-26T18:36:18Z")
During the Presidential campaign, people were having [fun reviewing a 3-ring binder](http://www.amazon.com/Avery-Durable-Binder-EZ-Turn-17032/product-reviews/B001B0CTMU/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1). ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/4 "2013-02-26T18:47:37Z")
Udderly hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/5 "2013-02-26T18:54:10Z")
“Have you tried this stuff on dry cereal? Awesome.” ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/6 "2013-02-26T19:01:29Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > This popped up on my Facebook feed yesterday, and I thought it was cool so I’m sharing it. > > The product is just a jug of milk. But the first review poem (and actually many of the other reviews as well) are great. > > [I love it when people have fun with Amazon.](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk) You realize that’s “the Raven” by Poe, right? ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/7 "2013-02-26T19:05:13Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > You realize that’s “the Raven” by Poe, right? Um…I believe the proper response to that is: “Duh!” 😛 That’s why it’s so funny (to me, anyway). I love a well-done “Raven” parody. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/8 "2013-02-26T19:07:11Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > Um…I believe the proper response to that is: “Duh!” 😛 > > That’s why it’s so funny (to me, anyway). I love a well-done “Raven” parody. Sorry. Just checking. You never know sometimes… And yes, it is funny! (Along with many others.) ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epic-milk-review-on-amazon/651446/9 "2013-02-26T21:32:29Z")
Anyone realize that this is from 2006, eh? [Older thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=576636). And: [http://www.amazon.com/Funniest-Amazon-Product-Reviews/lm/RM0256CJKINZJ](http://www.amazon.com/Funniest-Amazon-Product-Reviews/lm/RM0256CJKINZJ)