Vatican II: Ecclesiastic Bugaloo
Scandal rocks the Church when it turns out the new Pope rigged the election.
The Encyclical Thief!
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VATiCAAAAAN!
I, Popebot
Star: Robby
Tagline: He really IS infallible!
Note: There has been no end of stories and novels about robot saints and popes.
Can we get the dudes from Australia who do penis origami to be cardinals too?
Father Ted: Dougal Becomes Pope
In a made-for-TV reunion movie, Father Dougal McGuire accidentally becomes pope during the new selection ceremony. Father Ted gets swept up in the affair and tries to train Dougal on how to be pope.
The Young and The Sinless,
Catholic Hospital,
Bold and Beatified
That’s right. Pope Operas
The Pontiff goes to a small town to sort out his life and finds true love in the heartwarming chick flick Pope Floats.
Not to be confused with a similarly titled movie where an enraged mob throws him into the Tiber over his covering up of the pedophilia scandal.
“I have had it with these motherfuckin’ Popes on this motherfuckin’ plane!”
Pope Club
The first rule of Pope Club is…
The College of Cardinals faces down a vicious lynch mob in Pope on a Rope.
Cecil Adams is:
The Straight Pope!
(sorry, somebody had to do it :D)
Mel Gibson reprises his role as a Pope for a dystopian future in The Pope Warrior: “We need another hero!”
Alexandria actually has two:
Theodore II leader of the Eastern Orthodox Church of Alexandria
Theodoros II leader of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria
Both of their titles include “Pope of Alexandria and Patriarch of all Africa”. The two churches split in AD 451, even before the Roman Catholic/Eastern Orthodox split.
I would love to see the Post Apocalyptic version of the Popemovile.
Disney’s The Black Holiness.
The first African Pope is elected, leading to fears that he’s really a secret Muslim.
Kevin Costner stars as Elliot Ness, a federal agent who assembles a team of Popes from across history to battle Al Capone’s booze-running gangsters in:
The Infallibles.
P.O.P.E.S. is filmed on location in the Vatican. All suspects are presumed to be sinners until determined to be in a state of grace under Canon Law.
“Young boys, young boys… Watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when comes on you…?”
In all seriousness, I was once in a play called The Day they Kidnapped the Pope. I was the kidnapper.
