# Epitaphs by Flypsyde! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648 "2000-06-07T07:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/1 "2000-06-07T07:29:34Z")
I figured no one could leave a more scathing, yet caring message for the dearly departed than good ol’ Flypper. Have at it buddy, and, uh, make mine _respectable_ wouldja??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/2 "2000-06-07T07:36:13Z")
I must be remembered! Lay it on me Flyp, my mom will be visiting this thread a bit later, so make it good! 🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/3 "2000-06-07T07:49:54Z")
I’m feeling a bit morbid tonight, what the hell. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/4 "2000-06-07T11:08:37Z")
Hey I’d like one please. _grins_ It might be neat. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/5 "2000-06-07T11:17:17Z")
I’m Cold already. Might as well set me on Fire 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/6 "2000-06-07T11:55:23Z")
Me too!! I want something to write on my headstone - I plan to pre-purchase it, just in case. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/7 "2000-06-07T12:10:23Z")
Has Flyp been around MPSIMS lately? Haven’t seen him. Epitaph me! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/8 "2000-06-07T12:11:44Z")
I could go for one also. Make it something that is sure to carry my legend through the ages. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/9 "2000-06-07T13:48:20Z")
Indeed, get on with your bad self. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/10 "2000-06-07T15:29:27Z")
Cool! lay one on me, Flyp! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/11 "2000-06-07T15:41:28Z")
Oh Flypper darling…can I have one? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/12 "2000-06-07T18:36:39Z")
Oh, dear gods. How, exactly, did this come to be laid at my feet? Umm, okay, I’ll try I guess. It’ll take a while, though. Stay tuned. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/13 "2000-06-07T18:45:54Z")
Why do I suddenly have the feeling Demo is going to NEED an epitaph soon… _grinning_ ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/14 "2000-06-07T19:31:36Z")
Well, here’s the first one I got done. Note these won’t necessarily be done in the order of request. Here lieth SwimmingRiddles Of a broken heart she died She found a man Who _loved_ his kids- Roasted or stir-fried. I’ve a feeling this may turn into death limericks. Who knows. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/15 "2000-06-07T19:34:05Z")
Im feeling like death warmed over today Flypster… hit me! ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/16 "2000-06-07T19:38:31Z")
I always wanted “Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead.” Played at my funeral. Perhaps Flyp can give me a more fitting epitaph. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/17 "2000-06-07T19:43:04Z")
Okay, here’s another. In loving memory of Gawd Forth from this plot, I undertook A trek to meet my Maker. Friends, I know now, Typos or not, He _hates_ impersonators. Man, Wally had it easy. These bastards are like 5 times longer than his sigs. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/18 "2000-06-07T19:59:15Z")
And again… Football and a hearty brew A pair that made Coldy quiver. Well, the Netherlands, they took the Cup, But the Grolsch took Coldy’s liver. (This epitaph proudly brought to you by the FIFA and Grolsch.) ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/19 "2000-06-07T20:19:08Z")
These are getting a little easier… Here lieth Sqrl, Gone from this world And all its raves and rants. But shed ye no tears And have ye no fears For God looks like Lou Grant. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/20 "2000-06-07T20:53:14Z")
Ummm, tired of rhyming for the moment. Here lies Mr. Cynical That thing with the Pop Rocks and Coke? It’s true. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648.md?page=2)