# Epitaphs by Flypsyde! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648 "2000-06-07T07:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/21 "2000-06-07T21:00:08Z")
As long as they’re getting easier, what’s on my tombstone? Superb topic, Democritus. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/22 "2000-06-07T21:13:18Z")
> [@](#): > > what’s on my tombstone? Pepperoni, Uncle B. Here lies Uncle Beer You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead han-awww, shit. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/23 "2000-06-07T21:14:53Z")
Here lies CanadianSue Well, at least I’m outta _that_ place! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/24 "2000-06-07T21:19:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Why do I suddenly have the feeling Demo is going to NEED an epitaph soon… _grinning_ > \*\* Hey, I never said Flyp _agreed_ to do this… :: ducking :: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/25 "2000-06-07T21:29:53Z")
Okay, I’ll bite. What will you all be saying about me when I finally shuffle off this mortal coil? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/26 "2000-06-07T21:31:48Z")
Flyp, hook me up with an epi’. Shit, I gotta think I’ve given you enough material for a really suburb effort. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/27 "2000-06-07T23:23:00Z")
Ep me! ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/28 "2000-06-07T23:24:32Z")
Me! Me! Me! My turn, Flyp. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/29 "2000-06-07T23:33:18Z")
Flyppie Z! These are great so far. Do me too! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/30 "2000-06-07T23:42:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > And again… > > Football and a hearty brew > A pair that made Coldy quiver. > > Well, the Netherlands, they took the Cup, > But the Grolsch took Coldy’s liver. > > (This epitaph proudly brought to you by the FIFA and Grolsch.) > \*\* Damn, that’s a cool one! Bonus points: you spelled Grolsch correctly! Minus points: the upcoming event is under the UEFA umbrella first, and only a FIFA tournament in the secondary sense. But hey, close enough for a Yankee 😉 [Shameless Plus] Hey, did you guys see my new sig already?? [/Shameless Plug] ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/31 "2000-06-07T23:56:57Z")
Right up my alley! May I have one, Please? – Uke, whose lips are red, whose looks are free, whose locks are yellow as gold: whose skin is as white as leprosy, the Nightmare _Life-in-Death_ is he, who thicks man’s blood with cold. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/32 "2000-06-08T00:52:25Z")
Please, Flyp, may I have one? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/33 "2000-06-08T00:56:23Z")
Oh I need one of these too Flyp. Don’t forget to mention what a sweetheat I am. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/34 "2000-06-08T01:12:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Don’t forget to mention what a sweetheat I am. > \*\* LOL! Ayesha Flypper? may I have one please? trisha ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/35 "2000-06-08T01:57:02Z")
Me, too! Me, too! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/36 "2000-06-08T02:00:18Z")
Should I even get in on this? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/37 "2000-06-08T02:04:52Z")
I’ve gotta have one, Flyp darling! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/38 "2000-06-08T02:26:01Z")
Ooh, ooh, I want an epitaph! Just what i need: to plan my funeral and preplanning the look of my tombstone. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/39 "2000-06-08T03:29:20Z")
In fairness, I shouldn’t even ask, having completely flubbed my turn when drafted–by UkeIke, just for the memorial record. But being still sigless and profile-less, it would be a great comfort to me to have a fitting epitaph. I will be cremated, but a nice memorial stone would be nice. So far all I’ve come up with is, “Uhhh…who?” Veb ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/40 "2000-06-08T03:34:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > And Cristi said… > > I’ve gotta have one, Flyp darling! > \*\* Can I try? Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, On her sepulchre, A red-headed bust. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648.md?page=3)