# Epitaphs by Flypsyde! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648 "2000-06-07T07:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/41 "2000-06-08T04:36:16Z")
Hmmm, Seeing as how with what the upcoming week shall be like for me, I might need one of those epitaths Flyp, so please speak truly of me. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/42 "2000-06-08T08:20:52Z")
Give me a try! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/43 "2000-06-08T13:24:58Z")
Man, oh man. Okay, in the interest of not burning out my creativity, I’m cutting the applications off at evilbeth. Sorry, everyone else, but I’ll be writing these damn things forever if I don’t stop it now. Bribes may be considered, but keep in mind that chocolate, beer and sex seem to be the only legal tender on the MB. Oh, and I don’t like chocolate, and I (legally) can buy my own beer. Here’s a couple more for you vultures… In loving memorial of Valerieblaise Twin friends Val had Who’d make her glad When life threw her a little off kilter. But I’m sorry to mention That, for lack of attention, Her breasts revolted and killed her. And one more… God bless ssskuuggiii Triple Word Score!! 637 points! Gone on to that giant Scrabble game in the sky. Flypsyde memorials-epitaphs so good, you’ll _wish_ you were dead! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/44 "2000-06-08T13:43:14Z")
In remembrance of matt\_mcl No, I’m just taking a disco-nap. Back off, breeder, it’s part of the _Agenda_. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/45 "2000-06-08T13:49:05Z")
Here lies Flypside, We thought him asleep, His creativity lapsed And his epitaphs ceased. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/46 "2000-06-08T15:23:45Z")
And one for dearest elelle… On a May morning fair Near the bounds of O’Hare I dozed in chest with no locks. Now I’ve gone to my rest As St. Peter’s Guest And I ain’t gettin’ outta _this_ box. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/47 "2000-06-08T15:28:07Z")
Here rests Omniscient. Obviously he wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/48 "2000-06-08T18:12:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > In fairness, I shouldn’t even ask, having completely flubbed my turn when drafted–by UkeIke, just for the memorial record. > \*\* God dammit, **Veb!** That was **UncleBeer** that did that to you! UNCLEBEER! “Ukulele Ike” has all those Ks and Ls in it! “UncleBeer” has NO Ks and only ONE L! And it has a capital B, which “Ukulele Ike” doesn’t have at ALL! Although there ARE the same number of Es in both, I think that all the differentiation in the Ks and Bs and Ls should make UNCLEBEER and UKULELE IKE separate and distinct indentities! However, if UncleBeer does something nice for you, you may feel free to thank me. – Ukulele Beer Aw, shit. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/49 "2000-06-08T18:28:01Z")
I WANT ONE TOO! Indeed, there are people who know me and would pay you if you could make it so you had to do an epitaph for me. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/50 "2000-06-08T18:36:36Z")
And some more… In Memoriam of Veb If Heaven is a Hampton Inn, I’ll take my chances in Hell. MaryAnnQ Great, ssskuuggiii dies and takes all the damn U’s in the bag with him, and I’m stuck with this friggin’ Q for eternity. Demo sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/51 "2000-06-08T18:50:06Z")
Flyp, you rock. I don’t care what they all say about you. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/52 "2000-06-08T19:28:32Z")
Tick one more off the list… For Ayesha Ayesha, adored, Passed to her reward And this marker is all left to see. A consummate sweetheart In whole and in part, And a paragon of modesty. Stop giggling. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/53 "2000-06-08T20:01:17Z")
I have to do another Cristi one. I don’t know why… Here lies Cristi In eternal sleep. Eons and eons, With nary a peep. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/54 "2000-06-08T20:26:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Demo sucks. I love you too honey. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/55 "2000-06-08T22:25:07Z")
I love it Flyp. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/56 "2000-06-09T02:15:43Z")
**THANKS, Flyp!** I love it! It gave me a solid, heartfelt laugh in a very rough day. And UkeIke? Uh, right you are. Sorry about that. It _was_ UncleBeer who dumped on me. ::blushes:: Suffered a minor fugue state there. Edging away, whistling, Veb ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/57 "2000-06-09T02:23:44Z")
Thanks Flyppy Lee! I especially enjoyed the creepy finality of it! And Veb’s is muy wunnerful. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/58 "2000-06-09T02:30:37Z")
In modest kind: Here lies Flyp Down 'neath the dirt He may be forgotten But not his swell shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/59 "2000-06-09T02:55:06Z")
Wow. Two from Finagle, not a one from Flyp. Nice to know _someone_ cares about what my final words will be. 😉 (BTW Finagle, I know we’ve never spoken, but thanks! I like them! :D) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/60 "2000-06-09T03:12:11Z")
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