# Epitaphs by Flypsyde! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648 "2000-06-07T07:29:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/61 "2000-06-09T11:27:34Z")
I don’t know about anyone else, but I am feeling severely shafted at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/62 "2000-06-09T13:28:46Z")
Jeezus, ya crybabies, I’m gettin’ to ya! These bastards don’t write themselves, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/63 "2000-06-09T13:41:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I don’t know about anyone else, but I am feeling severely shafted at the moment. > \*\* Hey! Take it to the “ask Gay Guy” thread! Sorry, couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/64 "2000-06-09T13:47:31Z")
Squeaky wheel… Here rests Mullinator Up in the clouds, ol’ Mully kneels 'fore Holy Crown and Scepter. But he’s up there without his wife; you see, Eve Golden kept her. Me hopee you likee, honorable Mully-san. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/65 "2000-06-09T14:19:04Z")
Nice one Flyp. Kudos on a job well done. Forgive my petulant pleading earlier. And Chef Troy, I just knew that was going to come across in a strange way. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/66 "2000-06-09T16:18:34Z")
Leave it to me to come in too late… Hell, _that_ could be my epitath! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/67 "2000-06-09T16:40:26Z")
Here rests DVous Means. Or maybe not. Devious, I tell you, devious! Oh god, I’m getting drained… ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/68 "2000-06-09T17:03:14Z")
evilbeth, Gone to the Hereafter Ha ha, evil, ha ha, eternal damnation, funny stuff. Don’t laugh, jackass, I just saw your bunk assignment. Here lies Jeannie Major Nelson jokes will result in instant haunting. In Memoriam of Ukulele Ike Please, no weeping. Tiny Tim needs the work anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/69 "2000-06-09T17:26:19Z")
You better not be getting drained, Flypper…you still have mine and Demo’s to do… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/70 "2000-06-09T18:59:13Z")
Here rests foolsguinea Or Marcellus Wallace’s soul. Or gold. Or some kind of contraption with light bulbs. Or Quentin Tarantino’s next screenplay. Or a carburetor. Or cheese… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/71 "2000-06-09T19:41:12Z")
This is like watching Willie Mays end his career with the Mets or Babe Ruth with the Boston Braves. Still the same name,but the look, feel, and presence just ain’t the same. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/72 "2000-06-09T21:10:46Z")
[sub]Hey Flyp…better watch out, I think they are getting ready to put you into the old dopers home.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/73 "2000-06-11T09:11:40Z")
Thanks Flyp! I love mine! It is so like me it’s frightening! ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/74 "2000-06-12T01:31:45Z")
Hey! Like a signed Terry Pratchett isn’t bribe enough? 😃 Nah, really…write one for me when you can. I’m curious to see what you’d say. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/75 "2000-06-12T03:59:42Z")
TaleraRis…Considering how prolific PTerry has been with signing tours in the UK, unsigned books are probably rarer than signed ones in Europe. (America is a different story alas, but he’s been working hard to fix that one of late…just got a bunch signed back in Feb.) ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/76 "2000-06-12T05:35:05Z")
_checks again_ Still waiting… If this takes any longer I am going to NEED an epitaph when it finally arrives. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/77 "2000-06-12T07:54:02Z")
I’m _dying_ to get my own epitaph. Flyp; if you have anything left for me, thanks. They are great! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/78 "2000-06-12T14:01:36Z")
Crap. Look, as already noted by the esteemed Mullinator, I’m losing my steam. I’ll finish what I can, but I have some pride, and if I think they’re going to suck, you’ll just have to be patient and hope I get another wind. And in case any of you thought there was a change over the weekend- Demo still sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/79 "2000-06-12T15:14:12Z")
I hope Narile is as big a gamer as I think… Here lies Narile Gone on to his rest in the Seven Heavens, Elysium, the Happy Hunting Grounds, Concordant Opposition, or the Outer Plane corresponding to the alignment of his choice Still working on the others… ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648/80 "2000-06-12T18:56:57Z")
Here lies Persephone At least until April, when she will arise again to bring forth the Spring and vanquish the Marshmallow Legion. And the chocolate rabbits, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitaphs-by-flypsyde/21648.md?page=5)