# Epitome of Chick Tracts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitome-of-chick-tracts/336379>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitome-of-chick-tracts/336379 "2005-12-20T00:51:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitome-of-chick-tracts/336379/41 "2005-12-24T21:56:41Z")

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Well, that was weird. Lil Suzy looked so normal. And it was convenient for the Muslim kids to suddenly be called away to go to the airport. Hmmm, when did Chick write that one?

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitome-of-chick-tracts/336379/42 "2005-12-24T22:22:14Z")

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> [@Good Egg](#):
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> Well, that was weird. Lil Suzy looked so normal. And it was convenient for the Muslim kids to suddenly be called away to go to the airport. Hmmm, when did Chick write that one?

Well, the copyright is 2004, so it’s fairly recent. For a while it looked like Chick was going to have an anti-islamic slant as entertaining as his anti-catholic one, but that appears to have fizzled out, lousy bastard.

_Ooooooooooooooh!_ I’m getting one of those things again! You know, like a headache with pictures! Given that we’re all pretty much filled with disgust as Chick’s lackluster screeds here of late, we should write angry letters from “devout” Christians to him, blasting him for the poor quality of his latest tracts, and telling him that we’re presently having difficulty going after the godless heathens that have begun moving into our neighborhoods because of how ineffective his new tracts are! We should also pull out the ole 9/11 saw about how America’s under attack from muslim terrorists because of our belief in the one true God, and that 9/11 was God’s punishment for us becoming such an ungodly nation, and Chick’s latest work isn’t helping in that fight. In fact, we could send a few letters (I’ve checked, and there’s no email contact for tract suggestions, so they’ll all have to be snailed.) saying that given the piss-poor quality of Chick’s current tracts, it’s obvious that he’s fallen under the spell of Satan! 😃

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitome-of-chick-tracts/336379/43 "2005-12-25T03:09:00Z")

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**Tuckerfan** , you are SO awful.

I like that! 😃

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/epitome-of-chick-tracts/336379/44 "2005-12-25T03:14:33Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> **Tuckerfan** , you are SO awful.

[Bugs Bunny] Eh, it’s a living. [/BB] 😃

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