# Ere you left the stall... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846 "2003-10-22T04:50:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/41 "2003-10-23T22:13:01Z")
(to: “Shout to the Lord”) Flush to the o-cean, o hear the flushing Power of the handle, hear water rushing! Mountains bow down and people roar At the smell, of your shame! I sing for joy at the work of your hand Forever a flusher, forever a friend! Nothing compares to the freshness I have With you… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/42 "2003-10-24T12:03:03Z")
When I go (when I go) into the john (into the john) When I go into the john. I hope you flushed the toilet When I go into the john. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/43 "2003-10-24T13:30:15Z")
Annie, is that to the tune of “When the Saints Go Marching In?” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/44 "2003-10-24T17:27:17Z")
For all who poop and then forget to flush, Who we believe must have brains of mush, Thy Name, O Poopers, be forever :wally. Gross, Gross! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/45 "2003-10-24T18:12:56Z")
This thread would be incomplete without a tribute to one of the greatest No. 2 songs ever, which will never be eliminated from the pantheon of greatness. I give you Screamin’ Jay Hawkins and _Constipation Blues_ (excerpt): \*"Got a pain down inside Won’t be denied Yeah, every time I try I can’t be satisfied Let it go! WOAH, UMMH Let it, let it go! OH! WAAAAOOOH! This pain down inside Just won’t let me be satisfied Let it go! SPLASH!!! SPSHHH… Feel, ah, I feel alright Yeah, I feel alright now SPLASH!!! Shpsh… Yeah I feel alright SPLASH! Flush Phew Phew Phew… **Feel alright**"\* Greatest blues song ever. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/46 "2003-10-24T19:29:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rico \* > \*\*Well, thank you, **Monty**! > > My offering was to this tune: > > [Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam](http://my.homewithgod.com/heavenlymidis/kids_sunbeam.html) > > It’s a standard LDS children’s song. \*\* My thanks as well… Now I know all those afternoons in Primary weren’t a total waste of time! _Primary is a sort of once a week afternoon school for LDS children_ ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/47 "2003-10-24T20:29:16Z")
You know, it really isn’t an “official” poop thread until _lieu_ has joined in. Anyone know where he is? Also, here is my secular contribution, with abject apologies to Tears for Fears. \*Flush, flush, flush it on down. There go the things that are yellow and brown. Come on, we’re smellin’ your poo So flush! Flush, flush, flush it on down. Never forget to pull the lever down. Come on, We want the place fresh, So flush! In urgent times We shouldn’t have to smell your bowl Of leavings vile You really really ought to know Our noses burned You must be a walking fart Please say goodbye We shouldn’t have to hold our nose We shouldn’t have to check who goes. Refrain: You were given soap And in return you gave us smells As warm as your butt I hope we live to “smell” you out! We shouldn’t have to shout it out, so Refrain: \* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846/48 "2003-10-25T17:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baker \* > \*\*Annie, is that to the tune of “When the Saints Go Marching In?” \*\* Yeap. I’m not much of a parodist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ere-you-left-the-stall/208846.md?page=2)