# Erection terms you never want to hear again **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [November 5, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254 "2008-11-05T10:50:10Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/1 "2008-11-05T10:50:10Z")
Let’s start with [diamond-cutter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=491302), and procede to “blue-veiner,” “HUGE boner,” “gigantic choad,” and “horse-choker.” ---
### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/2 "2008-11-05T11:22:56Z")
“Joe the Plumber”. “Caribou Barbie” – or any other name for Sarah Palin, including her own. Oops, I thought you said _election_ terms. Well, these work for both. ---
### Author: ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/3 "2008-11-05T13:46:10Z")
“kidney disturber” ---
### Author: ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/4 "2008-11-05T14:11:25Z")
Rabble rouser. ---
### Author: ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/5 "2008-11-05T14:13:29Z")
Flaccid. ---
### Author: ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/6 "2008-11-05T14:32:15Z")
80-percenter. ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/7 "2008-11-05T14:52:49Z")
PEn1S, Woodrow, Bush-whacker, Scratching Post. ---
### Author: ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/8 "2008-11-05T15:10:01Z")
tube steak ---
### Author: ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/9 "2008-11-05T15:11:43Z")
I hate the word “choad.” ---
### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/10 "2008-11-05T21:08:18Z")
Spore cannon. ---
### Author: ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/11 "2008-11-05T21:43:06Z")
The Ensuer. I WIN! ---
### Author: ![DellieM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@DellieM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DellieM) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/12 "2008-11-05T22:36:03Z")
Blue-veined junket pumper. ---
### Author: ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/13 "2008-11-05T22:40:22Z")
Enzyte Knob. ---
### Author: ![accidentalyuppie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@accidentalyuppie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/accidentalyuppie) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/14 "2008-11-05T23:13:36Z")
Pink Jackhammer ---
### Author: ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/15 "2008-11-05T23:16:07Z")
“My Friend” 😃 ---
### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/16 "2008-11-05T23:29:42Z")
Lazarus. ---
### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator) #### Post date: [November 5, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/17 "2008-11-05T23:30:49Z")
“Oh, I didn’t know you were Japanese!” ---
### Author: ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical) #### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/18 "2008-11-06T00:33:38Z")
> [@accidentalyuppie](#): > > Pink Jackhammer I like it. ---
### Author: ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo) #### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/19 "2008-11-06T01:55:37Z")
Vlad the Impaler What do I win? 🙂 ---
### Author: ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k) #### Post date: [November 6, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254/20 "2008-11-06T14:55:26Z")
> [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](#): > > I like it. How about “Purple Headed Monster”? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erection-terms-you-never-want-to-hear-again/471254.md?page=2)