# Ermigawd Becky! (Bad, bad, bad Hilda Svengarrde and her PT torture chamber) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220 "2020-03-10T19:20:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/81 "2020-03-14T20:11:53Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPULLLEEEEZE tell me there is K/S porn coloring books! I wish I could tell you “yes, absolutely,” but my google-fu isn’t finding any so far. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/82 "2020-03-14T20:13:03Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > Bekkers, > > I sent you a PM. You beat me to it. (I know more about fanfic, and slash fanfic, than I should admit. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/83 "2020-03-14T20:23:43Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/84 "2020-03-14T20:27:21Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > :eek: Sorry for corrupting your innocence, Beck! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/85 "2020-03-14T20:42:54Z")
I think its official. I’ve seen everything. Or at least enough to know I’ve seen too much. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/86 "2020-03-14T20:45:39Z")
I need brain bleach. My God, Jim!! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/87 "2020-03-14T21:36:02Z")
Highly Illogical. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/88 "2020-03-14T23:20:37Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Highly Illogical. [Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/IDIC). Highly logical. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/89 "2020-03-15T00:52:58Z")
---------Holy crap, what’s on this bun?---------\> Dinner was served. Corn, peas and a sammich. Sort of a bbq/manwich type thing. The bun was soggy. So I ate just the meat. Well…they can’t fool me. This is leftover meatloaf doctored up! :eek: Ah…it wasn’t too bad. Desert was icecream. I ate it. Probably shouldn’t have. I walked the corridors all I’m gonna today. I’m just gonna sit here and do my crosswords and look at the Dope. A bird flew into the window a while ago and scared the crap outta me. I nearly jumped off the bed. b. trying to be good. (;)) ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/90 "2020-03-15T01:13:03Z")
How are you feeling? How’s the pain? Do you feel like you’re regaining endurance? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/91 "2020-03-15T01:24:37Z")
We need to get Beck out. I can’t find a stealth helicopter to rent. Beck, can you get into the helicopter harness thing, or do we need to send someone down to get you? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/92 "2020-03-15T01:30:34Z")
**Carni** ,There is actually a heli-pad on top of this place. I saw the door that goes up to it. It was locked. **Kenobi** , I’m feeling stronger every day. My legs are not wobbly. I sit up much more than laying down. I get up and down easily. My staples come out on Tuesday. Dreading that.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/93 "2020-03-15T02:01:00Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > **Kenobi** , I’m feeling stronger every day. My legs are not wobbly. I sit up much more than laying down. I get up and down easily. That is awesome news, Beck! _hugs_ ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/94 "2020-03-15T02:49:36Z")
There’s a manufactured shortage of **TP**. Beck is suffering from cruel, inhumane **PT**. I feel a conspiracy theory coming on! Beck, you read anything recently about the Knights Templar? ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/95 "2020-03-15T03:02:10Z")
Son-of-a-wrek is thinking the same way **~VOW**. He wanted to come break me out. His (crazed conspiracy) theory is that the Illuminati run this joint. That one empty room with flickering fluorescent fixture is their interrogation room. If he puts **TP** and **PT** together it’s katie-bar-the-door. A big break-out-a Channel 7 newscrew- screamin’ babies, barking dogs. And ol’Beck is in her own bed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/96 "2020-03-15T13:57:45Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > **Carni** ,There is actually a heli-pad on top of this place. I saw the door that goes up to it. It was locked. Alert the extraction team, will need door explosives 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Terrific](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tom_terrific/32/342_2.png) [@Tom\_Terrific](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Terrific)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/97 "2020-03-15T14:40:52Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > **Carni** ,There is actually a heli-pad on top of this place. I saw the door that goes up to it. It was locked. > > **Kenobi** , I’m feeling stronger every day. My legs are not wobbly. I sit up much more than laying down. I get up and down easily. > > My staples come out on Tuesday. Dreading that.:eek: Don’t worry too much about the staples being removed. In my experience they come out much less painfully than they go in. Mine were in my forehead and hurt quite a bit when they were put in but I didn’t even feel some of them when they were taken out ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/98 "2020-03-15T18:27:34Z")
_ **Treats in the rehab** _ Hey, I take 'em where I get 'em. KFC catered lunch today. It was nice. It put a tiny tear in my eye. 😃 My walking took me all around this place. There was a church service in the dayroom. I didn’t partake. I found the nurses break room. I peeped in and no one was there. Hey, they have a vending machine full of snacks. Gotta remember to bring change when I walk. I lingered at a bench seat in front of a big window and watching traffic below me. I don’t expect any visitors today. It just too hard for people to get in. I’ve gotten lots of texts and emails. I found a Sunday paper and stole the crossword puzzle out of it. I’m trying not to watch the news. I feel so out of touch with the world. In the vein of ‘good’ news I have on puppy socks. They make me happy. b. taking treats where she gets 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/99 "2020-03-15T20:16:06Z")
Somebody get **Beck** a book of crossword puzzles, stat! ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220/100 "2020-03-15T20:38:52Z")
Nurses’ break room should have a coffeemaker of the high-octane stuff! Puppy sox are good. The Daughter has a pair of sox featuring unicorns farting rainbows. Those are COTU#2’s favorites! ~VOW [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ermigawd-becky-bad-bad-bad-hilda-svengarrde-and-her-pt-torture-chamber/849220.md?page=6)