# Erotic Falconry **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770 "2008-07-17T00:52:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/1 "2008-07-17T00:52:19Z")
I kid you not. The world is a strange, strange place. http:// www .eroticfalconry .com ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/2 "2008-07-17T01:09:22Z")
From that site: > [@](#): > > When a group of fellow orniphiles sat down in a sweaty boardroom outside LaCrosse, Wisconsin in August of 2004, they didn’t know their little “perversion” would soon become a tri-statewide movement. > > That word. Perversion. Makes my skin crawl, my stomach turn and my scrotum contract. Where’s the perversion in loving another one of God’s creatures? Where’s the deviance in wanting to pull feathers rather than blond hair? What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm? How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or a molty egg-hole. Hah! For the record, I don’t think the site is real. Read the “About.” It claims that Liam Neeson is one of the falcon fetishists. Seems like a hoax to me. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/3 "2008-07-17T01:53:16Z")
Yes, it looks more like the artwork (and yes, some of the photos/'shopped montages are artistic, some are just weird ans some… well… I ain’t letting those beaks and talons anywhere near my Very Important Parts, thanyouverymuch) was put together first and then the written content was created as an imaginative take on the scenes. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/4 "2008-07-17T02:29:48Z")
I smell a (photoshopped) rat. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/5 "2008-07-17T05:32:59Z")
Rule 34? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/6 "2008-07-17T07:12:00Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] Rule 34? [/QUOTE] You know I almost mentioned that in the OP. On the second viewing I do see the photoshopping. Still, someone thought of it - that’s my point. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/7 "2008-07-17T07:21:30Z")
Horse/dolphin sex porn might all be drawn rather than photographed, but that doesn’t mean that it is any less porn. Photoshop: Making your kinks come true since 1988. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/8 "2008-07-17T08:31:20Z")
My personal favorite is the bicyclist/falcon watersports one. The falcon site is more erotic than pornographic I’d say. The weirdest porn I’ve seen is a video of people having sex dressed up as pterodactyls. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/9 "2008-07-17T08:35:10Z")
That’s some pretty terrible photoshoppery right there. Not to mention blatant disregard for ornithology (the cyclist one especially). ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/erotic-falconry/456770/10 "2008-07-17T13:36:20Z")
But–I–they–huh– _goes around 😕 for the rest of the day_