# Error messages

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/error-messages/25237
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [July 11, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/error-messages/25237 "2000-07-11T19:26:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
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### Author: ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/error-messages/25237/1 "2000-07-11T19:26:58Z")

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I’m sure this has already been addressed here in ATMB, but since I keep having trouble accessing the boards I can’t really effectively check. If it has, please link me, O Great Moderators.

While trying to post in the “Christianity and Love Pt. 2” thread, I keep getting this error message:

> [@](#):
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> Fatal error: Maximum execution time exceeded in global.php on line 489

In addition, and I’m sure you’ve already heard about this one, I keep getting this message when trying to access pages and threads:

> [@](#):
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> Warning: 1 is not a MySQL result index in admin/db\_mysql.php on line 82
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> Warning: Oops, php3\_SetCookie called after header has been sent in global.php on line 684
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> Warning: Oops, php3\_SetCookie called after header has been sent in global.php on line 691
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> There seems to have been a slight problem with the database. Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.
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> An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.
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> We apologise for any inconvenience.

If the tech staff really does get an e-mail each time this happens, I’m sure I’ve flooded them to capacity.

FYI. Thanks.

Esprix

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### Author: ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/error-messages/25237/2 "2000-07-11T22:50:36Z")

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I think the translation in plain english is “The hamster turning the wheel is currently out to lunch. Please try again later.”

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### Author: ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/error-messages/25237/3 "2000-07-12T01:02:21Z")

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One other thing is that you should check back to see if you lost a post. I lost one this morning. Fortunately I did a spell check in word and had a copy to resubmit.
