# Errr.. does anyone speak Icelandic?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 22, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016 "2009-04-22T20:39:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![unclelem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ac91a4/32.png) [@unclelem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclelem)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/61 "2009-04-27T02:21:06Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Glögg and lutefisk.

That sounds like Sweden. (Or Minnesota)

I would think that the Icelanders would spend it on sheep heads and rotted shark meat.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/62 "2009-04-27T02:44:15Z")

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> [@unclelem](#):
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> That sounds like Sweden. (Or Minnesota)

Icelandic elves need holidays too!

> [@unclelem](#):
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> I would think that the Icelanders would spend it on sheep heads and rotted shark meat.

That’s _why_ the Icelandic elves need holidays. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hadrian_s_Wall)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/63 "2009-04-27T12:52:38Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Glögg and lutefisk.

Fermented Shark sounds especially great right about now. 😛

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/64 "2009-04-27T12:55:28Z")

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Can’t you people ever be serious about _anything?_

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/65 "2009-04-27T13:00:05Z")

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> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Can’t you people ever be serious about _anything?_

About punctuation: In post #60 your use of an apostrophe in “it’s” is uncalled for.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/66 "2009-04-27T13:14:11Z")

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> [@Xema](#):
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> About punctuation: In post #60 your use of an apostrophe in “it’s” is uncalled for.

What!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/67 "2009-04-27T13:16:08Z")

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“its faults”, not “it’s faults”. You don’t need an apostrophe with possessive pronouns. Hence, “his”, not “hi’s”, “hers”, not “her’s”, etc.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/68 "2009-04-27T13:21:44Z")

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Though that does depend on one’s definition of pronoun.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/69 "2009-04-27T13:42:58Z")

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How so?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/70 "2009-04-27T13:49:18Z")

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“One’s” is a type of pronoun. English is inconsistent — the personal pronouns are apostrophe-free, and the genitive of “who” is “whose” (relative pronoun), but most of the other types do take an apostrophe if they can take the genitive at all.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/71 "2009-04-27T14:02:56Z")

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> [@smiling\_bandit](#):
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> I ljos hefur komið að ekki hafa verið greidd lifeyriðgjold i samr\*mi (Sam Raimi!) við skattskyldar tekjur arið 2007.

I could have bought the theory that it’s a bill for porn, but what kind of person would voluntarily watch Sam Raimi porn?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/72 "2009-04-27T14:14:56Z")

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> [@bibliophage](#):
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> I could have bought the theory that it’s a bill for porn, but what kind of person would voluntarily watch Sam Raimi porn?

Never forget [Rule 34 of the Internet](http://xkcd.com/305/).

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**Author:** ![Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hadrian_s_Wall)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/73 "2009-04-27T20:30:54Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Never forget [Rule 34 of the Internet](http://xkcd.com/305/).

You beat me to it! But suppose we put it on a [treadmill](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2638/an-airplane-taxies-in-one-direction-on-a-moving-conveyor-belt-going-the-opposite-direction-can-the-plane-take-off)…

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/74 "2009-04-27T21:14:27Z")

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> [@Xema](#):
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> About punctuation: In post #60 your use of an apostrophe in “it’s” is uncalled for.

If you want my apostrophe you’ll have to take it from My Cold Dead Hands.  
Same to you **Really Not All That Bright**.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/75 "2009-04-27T23:32:02Z")

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> [@mangeorge](#):
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> If you want my apostrophe you’ll have to take it from My Cold Dead Hands.  
> Same to you **Really Not All That Bright**.  
> 😉

We all know what you keep in your cold dead hands, **mangeorge** , and you oughtta be ashamed, cause it makes the Baby Jesus cry, & besides, you’ll go blind.

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**Author:** ![Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hadrian_s_Wall)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/76 "2009-04-27T23:50:30Z")

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> [@mangeorge](#):
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> If you want my apostrophe you’ll have to take it from My Cold Dead Hands.  
> Same to you **Really Not All That Bright**.  
> 😉

\*There is supposed to be a comma between cold and dead, at least in the Charlton Heston version in thus manner:  
[“I’ll give up my gun when you take it from my cold, dead hands.”](http://partners.nytimes.com/library/national/052100nra-gore.html)

You can thank me later 🙂

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**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/77 "2009-04-27T23:54:04Z")

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> [@mangeorge](#):
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> If you want my apostrophe you’ll have to take it from My Cold Dead Hands.

I’m all for apostrophes, so long as they are used responsibly. I think we all understand the carnage that can ensue when they aren’t.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/78 "2009-04-28T00:31:40Z")

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> [@Xema](#):
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> I’m all for apostrophes, so long as they are used responsibly. I think we all understand the carnage that can ensue when they aren’t.

So I see!

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/79 "2009-04-28T00:32:40Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> We all know what you keep in your cold dead hands, **mangeorge** , and you oughtta be ashamed, cause it makes the Baby Jesus cry, & besides, you’ll go blind.

I’ll get lasik.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/errr-does-anyone-speak-icelandic/494016/80 "2009-04-28T00:35:15Z")

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> [@McLuhan's Thunder](#):
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> \*There is supposed to be a comma between cold and dead, at least in the Charlton Heston version in thus manner:  
> [“I’ll give up my gun when you take it from my cold, dead hands.”](http://partners.nytimes.com/library/national/052100nra-gore.html)
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> You can thank me later 🙂

Yes, thank you for that. You almost get a :rolleyes: as reward.

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