# Escort ads - what does all the codes mean? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [April 19, 2017, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759 "2017-04-19T02:04:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/21 "2017-04-19T18:44:21Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The best part about this thread is being able to say “nice post, Dumbass” without being called out for a personal attack. You’re obviously not a musician. The Austrian Dum family (pronounced “doom”) produces some of the most treasured upright basses in the world. A Dum Bass is entirely made by hand and goes for anywhere from $13,500 to $45,000 depending on model. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/22 "2017-04-19T19:05:38Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The best part about this thread is being able to say “nice post, Dumbass” without being called out for a personal attack. “The name is doo MAAS.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/tMe3WDmxBEI/hqdefault.jpg "A&W Rootbeer Dumass") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/23 "2017-04-19T19:38:44Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I thought it was like a kiss between you and your nana. I read “nana” as “banana” and totally got the wrong idea. I assume…? ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/24 "2017-04-19T21:47:23Z")
How do you know if she takes AMEX? asking for a friend. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/25 "2017-04-19T22:47:16Z")
> [@Palooka](#): > > How do you know if she takes AMEX? > > asking for a friend. You only think you jest. My neighbor did. A quick troll of the shadier side of the web indicates that she was a trend leader, not an outlier. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/26 "2017-04-20T22:59:49Z")
**Kayaker** "With your nana slipping you a Werther’s Original? Ewwwwwww, gross! " [https://instantostrich.com/](https://instantostrich.com/) ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/27 "2017-04-21T00:42:31Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Ewwwww, gross!! I dunno, you should try it with a Reese’s peanut butter cup. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/28 "2017-04-21T03:17:19Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > I dunno, you should try it with a Reese’s peanut butter cup. Nana has a peanut allergy. Although, with her lips all swolle up . . .no, never mind. ETA: **mods** , maybe we better close this now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759.md?page=1)