# Eskimo pussy? Seriously? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 17, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142 "2008-11-17T16:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/181 "2008-11-25T10:16:59Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Pussy of all ethnicities for everyone! _South Park Kids_ YAY! ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/182 "2008-11-25T13:12:46Z")
> [@DKW](#): > > Oh, and Cat Fight? I don’t know what the hell you were thinking, but here’s some free advice: **Do not use that word you used (“the N-word”, for lack of a better term) ever, ever, ever again. Ever.** I hope that wasn’t too ambiguous. And no, we do not think better of you for trying to rationalize this after the fact. Can we say something like “Mark Twain uses the word “nigger” in _Huckleberry Finn_?” Need answer fast. My neighbor is having a barbecue. ---
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/183 "2008-11-25T17:12:42Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Actually, I was specifically called a bigot, a racist, and (infinitely more troublesome) a troll in this thread. Ah, my bad. This thread has gotten plenty long, and I lost the thread of it in my head this last weekend. I did re-read and see that neither **liberty3701** (who is the subject of my post that you quoted) nor myself called you any such thing. My point was that **catsix** ’s histrionics about what kind of person must be in real life based on the thoughts they express here are a rather nonsensical.\* Similarly, I don’t think **liberty3701** was calling you a bigot, just that the joke in question was in bad taste. And I think people were calling you a troll because you were using “lighten up” as an argument. I have never seen the argument “lighten up” do anything but make an angry person angrier. Hence the accusation of trolling. I’m not saying I agree, but you might want to avoid this in the future. Your (presumably honest and friendly) tone doesn’t carry over very well on a message board. - In the interest of full disclosure, I should say that I am actually married to **liberty3701**. Let me emphasize that I didn’t find **catsix** ’s remarks about her (and me!) offensive, just completely misguided and ignorant of how many people live. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/184 "2008-11-25T17:23:02Z")
catsix is one of those women who thinks men will think she’s cool if she lets them call other women bitches around her. A large part of her personality seems to be designed to ingratiate herself to the kind of men who she still doesn’t realize usually have no respect for her anyway and just see all her pro-man/anti-PC bullshit as the equivalent of a retarded puppy doing some trick. Aww, it thinks it’s people! She’s the last person whose opinion about any gender-related topic should be bothered with. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/185 "2008-11-25T19:23:54Z")
> [@](#): > > **Ensign Edison** said: > catsix is one of those women who thinks men will think she’s cool if she lets them call other women bitches around her. My disdain for feminists has nothing whatever to do with men and everything to do with the fact that feminists are, by and large, the kind of people who would rather whine about the rules not being fair from the sidelines of a game they don’t intend to ever try to play. I hardly give a damn who thinks I’m cool. > [@](#): > > A large part of her personality seems to be designed to ingratiate herself to the kind of men who she still doesn’t realize usually have no respect for her anyway and just see all her pro-man/anti-PC bullshit as the equivalent of a retarded puppy doing some trick. I don’t kiss ass, and I can’t stand those who do. I’m not about to go around begging for respect, or diminishing myself to get it. Either someone wil respect me for the work I do and the things I have to offer, or they won’t. I don’t see the need to concern myself with those who won’t. > [@](#): > > Aww, it thinks it’s people! She’s the last person whose opinion about any gender-related topic should be bothered with. Well, I could have wasted time getting to be an expert in gender studies, but no, I had to get in the game rather than just watch it. I suppose I’ll have to base all my opinions on real life experience. At least I have the satisfaction of knowing I irritate you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/186 "2008-11-25T19:48:03Z")
Yeah, I’m totally coming from an ivory tower of gender studies here. Try that on someone who wasn’t too busy working for a living to finish high school. For someone who doesn’t care what other people think of you, you seem deeply invested in getting across how awesome cool you are whenever possible. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/187 "2008-11-25T20:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > **Ensign Edison** said: > Yeah, I’m totally coming from an ivory tower of gender studies here. Try that on someone who wasn’t too busy working for a living to finish high school. It’s never too late to finish high school. Sure, you’ll look like a dork and nobody will ask you to the prom, but who cares? > [@](#): > > For someone who doesn’t care what other people think of you, you seem deeply invested in getting across how awesome cool you are whenever possible. Well, if that’s how you see it, Sparky. I’m not going to be apologizing for having a successful career and a very comfortable and happy life. Oh, wait, did that sound like I was trying to get across how awesome cool I am? Should I have pretended to be a spectacular failure who lives in Mommy’s attic to make you happy so that you will stop accusing me of ingratiating myself to men? ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/188 "2008-11-25T21:15:09Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > It’s never too late to finish high school. Sure, you’ll look like a dork and nobody will ask you to the prom, but who cares? Well that would just be history repeating itself… > [@](#): > > Well, if that’s how you see it, Sparky. I’m not going to be apologizing for having a successful career and a very comfortable and happy life. Sparky? I like it, I think I’ll keep it. Maybe you really are awesome cool. > [@](#): > > Oh, wait, did that sound like I was trying to get across how awesome cool I am? Yes. > [@](#): > > Should I have pretended to be a spectacular failure who lives in Mommy’s attic to make you happy so that you will stop accusing me of ingratiating myself to men? That’s not what I was referring to inre ingratiating yourself, but never mind. More importantly, there’s a line between constant bragging and fake humility. You’re frequently like a drunk frat guy in a bar shouting about how much he can bench-press. Many successful Dopers manage to post without giving themselves gold stars and trophies all the time. Because you feel a need to announce your awesome coolness so much it starts to seem like you must be insecure about it. Though actually, I don’t think you are insecure. I think you’re just really in love with yourself, and so distracted by your own glory that you don’t yet realize you’re making yourself look like an ass by constantly perpetrating acts of public self-affection. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/189 "2008-11-25T22:00:23Z")
> [@](#): > > **Ensign Edison** said: > You’re frequently like a drunk frat guy in a bar shouting about how much he can bench-press. Frequently? What have you been reading? I haven’t even been here ‘frequently’ in a long time. > [@](#): > > Sparky? I like it, I think I’ll keep it. Maybe you really are awesome cool. I could tell you what I think, or you can get to know me and decide if you like me later. Up to you. > [@](#): > > Yes. OK, cancel the honeymoon. > [@](#): > > More importantly, there’s a line between constant bragging and fake humility. What I just did in my last post, that was deliberate, and done to take the piss out of you. If you ride me about not being humble enough, I might just have a little fun with you like that. > [@](#): > > Many successful Dopers manage to post without giving themselves gold stars and trophies all the time. You shouuld see how many trophies are in my apartment. If I give myself any more of them, I might have to throw away some of the older ones. > [@](#): > > Because you feel a need to announce your awesome coolness so much it starts to seem like you must be insecure about it. Or I’m messing with you. > [@](#): > > I think you’re just really in love with yourself, and so distracted by your own glory that you don’t yet realize you’re making yourself look like an ass by constantly perpetrating acts of public self-affection. I do love myself, but not nearly that much. Want to have a beer\* some time? \*Offer for beer not valid on any planet with a name beginning with E. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/190 "2008-11-25T22:12:04Z")
This is boring. Can we go back to talking about Eskimo pussy? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/191 "2008-11-25T22:44:30Z")
I dunno Turnip… I hear it’s pretty cold. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/192 "2008-11-25T23:16:06Z")
I was going to post a lengthy rant about racist/sexist jokes/slurs and context and all that… but screw it, I found one sentence that gets my point across much better: Ladies and gentlemen, THE ARISTOCRATS! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/193 "2008-11-25T23:32:45Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > What about other elasticities of pussy? Do they not have the same tragic tales? > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > This is boring. Can we go back to talking about Eskimo pussy? > [@FinnAgain](#): > > I dunno Turnip… I hear it’s pretty cold. All I know is East and Southeast Asian pussy is not configured in accordance with the old army joke. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/194 "2008-11-26T01:03:14Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > I dunno Turnip… I hear it’s pretty cold. Only if you use an ice cube. But I hear that it tastes good and feels good. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/195 "2008-11-26T05:46:39Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Only if you use an ice cube. Better results with mint altoids. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/196 "2008-11-29T01:10:26Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Better results with mint altoids. Just don’t use Pop Rocks. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/197 "2008-11-29T03:13:08Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > What about other elasticities of pussy? Do they not have the same tragic tales? Oh my! I didn’t realize until I read Siam Sam’s post that spell check must have replaced “ethnicities” with “elasticities”. No _wonder_ my point wasn’t responded to. :smack: Firefox doesn’t have the plural for “ethnicity”, who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/198 "2008-11-29T03:19:31Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > Oh my! I didn’t realize until I read Siam Sam’s post that spell check must have replaced “ethnicities” with “elasticities”. No _wonder_ my point wasn’t responded to. :smack: > > Firefox doesn’t have the plural for “ethnicity”, who knew? And I didn’t even realize it was a mistake. I’ve seen some stretched pretty wide. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/199 "2008-11-29T18:50:53Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > And I didn’t even realize it was a mistake. I’ve seen some stretched pretty wide. Well, me too, but I didn’t know wide vagina was a protected class of individual that was often discriminated against. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142.md?page=9)