# Eskimo pussy? Seriously? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 17, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142 "2008-11-17T16:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/81 "2008-11-18T06:07:06Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > They are and they aren’t. It’s really fascinating, but the kind of thing that requires a significant amount of secondary education to truly appreciate----Eskimos, also known _inter alia_ as “snow niggers” and “tusk chuckers,” are rumored to have as many as five thousand separate words for _queef_. This consistently rates among anthropology’s top 20 unproven assertions and likely to remain so, as to date, no Westerner has ever seen a living Eskimo; to our pathologically spherical eyes, they are frequently indistinguishable from smaller examples of _Otariidae_, with whom they blend in quite effortlessly, hence the term _Lioness van Pelt_, Dutch argot for a particularly convincing form of military camouflage using a blanket. One of the relatively unsung tragedies of global warming is the projected loss of the entirety of Eskimo literature, all of which was carved into ice blocks by generations of not particularly forward-thinking Eskimo novelists, playwrights, and pornographers—an inevitability Oxford anthropologist T. Walker Shortbred has called “a catastrophe equal to the destruction of the Library of Alexandria,” which however most of his colleagues have privately dismissed as “histrionic” in light of the universal consensus that Eskimo writing “sort of sucks.” Don’t ever change. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/82 "2008-11-18T06:15:42Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Some idiot posted that bigoted glurge in great debates with no context. Even if there was context there’s still no excuse for it. > I’ve actually had people think I must be cold to the touch because I’m part Inuit. Like I’m some of kind of freak or something because fuckers like you go bleating your ignorant stupidity around. > > In other words go fuck your mom, bigot. I got the context immediately, with no urging or scratching of the ol’ head. Guess I’ve seen FMJ a few too many times. As for the rest of your huffing and puffing: yawn. Big, wide-mouthed, stretchy-armed, back-cracking yawn. I’ll leave the umbrage-taking to those of you who seem so very, very well qualified for it. Good night. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/83 "2008-11-18T06:23:46Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > I got the context immediately, with no urging or scratching of the ol’ head. Guess I’ve seen FMJ a few too many times. That’s nice. It’s apparently really improved your character. You’re not white are you? “part Cherokee” doesn’t count unless you can actually speak 10 words of the langauge without googling. > [@](#): > > As for the rest of your huffing and puffing: yawn. Big, wide-mouthed, stretchy yawn. You think it’s okay people think the Inuit aren’t quiet human? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/84 "2008-11-18T06:36:06Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > You think it’s okay people think the Inuit aren’t quiet human? Yes. Absolutely. This is 100% true. I mean, it’s obvious, right? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/85 "2008-11-18T07:07:53Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Yes. Absolutely. This is 100% true. I mean, it’s obvious, right? Well you stupid idiot you’re not Inuit. People believe stupid things. They actual do believe the Inuit have a lower body temperature. Thanks to people like you spreading your slurs. I also I noticed you dodged the “are you white” question. Have you ever been given trouble because of race before? If so when and how? Any idiot can make a roll eyes smilie. You’re just proving racists like you are too stupid to debate. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/86 "2008-11-18T07:17:26Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Well you stupid idiot you’re not Inuit. People believe stupid things. They actual do believe the Inuit have a lower body temperature. Thanks to people like you spreading your slurs. I also I noticed you dodged the “are you white” question. > > Have you ever been given trouble because of race before? If so when and how? > > Any idiot can make a roll eyes smilie. You’re just proving racists like you are too stupid to debate. Tell me: when you froth at the mouth like that, is it icy cold? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/87 "2008-11-18T07:19:29Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Tell me: when you froth at the mouth like that, is it icy cold? Reported for trolling. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/88 "2008-11-18T07:26:47Z")
Did you know that Eskimos can kill you with the power of their minds alone? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/89 "2008-11-18T07:29:00Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Did you know that Eskimos can kill you with the power of their minds alone? Bah they can’t. The makers of head-on still live. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/90 "2008-11-18T07:31:52Z")
An Eskimø once bit my sister. No realli! She was karving her initials on the Eskimø with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”… Mynd you, Eskimø bites Kan be pretty nasti… ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/91 "2008-11-18T07:40:44Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Reported for trolling. Oh nooooooooozzzzzzz! Not teh mods! (I’m sure that if you care to pull your head out of your (frozen) ass, you’ll see the point of my post. But then again, maybe not. You are one of those INFERIOR ICE-DWELLING ESQUIMEAUX.) Jesus, people are stupid. For a board that prides itself on smarts, there are a lot of people around here who aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/92 "2008-11-18T07:56:15Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > Sooooooooooper… you don’t mind if I just use “Canadian” when I refer to myself, eh? Canuck might be better. Although “Canadian” is not derogatory here in Canada, I understand it means “nigger” in the US where if I remember correctly you presently live. I’m not kidding. Check my previous link 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/93 "2008-11-18T12:48:40Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > So, I’m guessing you’d find nothing offensive about my “I ❤ KIKES” bumper sticker? To quote Sarah Silverman,“Hey, who doesn’t?” ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/94 "2008-11-18T13:33:21Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Jesus, people are stupid. For a board that prides itself on smarts, there are a lot of people around here who aren’t. I was just saying the same damn thing. I guess you didn’t get the memo, but it’s no longer 1950 and racist, sexist jokes aren’t funny. I’ll go tell myself to “lighten up” so you don’t have to. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/95 "2008-11-18T14:24:00Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Jesus, people are stupid. For a board that prides itself on smarts, there are a lot of people around here who aren’t. I wonder why a person can be reported for trolling, but not for being stupid, when both are usually equally annoying. Or, maybe we just feel some sort of maternal need to protect the stupid from the troll due to the stupid being its natural prey. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/96 "2008-11-18T15:33:02Z")
> [@Rune](#): > > Anyway I never found out if the line “I don’t know but I’ve been told. Eskimo pussy is mighty cold” was an actual Marine song, or just something made up for the movie. And what the rest of the song is. [From here:](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes) > [@](#): > > [Marching Song] > Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don’t know but I been told… > Marines: I don’t know but I been told… > Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. > Marines: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. > Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good… > Marines: MMM, good… > Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good… > Marines: Tastes Good… > Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good. > Marines: Feels good. > [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > You think it’s okay people think the Inuit aren’t quiet human? When they throw parties near my house that last well past midnight, damn right I think they’re not quiet. Other times, yes, they’re pretty quiet. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/97 "2008-11-18T16:21:34Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > [From here:](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes) > When they throw parties near my house that last well past midnight, damn right I think they’re not quiet. Other times, yes, they’re pretty quiet. It’s probably from trying to communicate in blizzards. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/98 "2008-11-18T16:48:15Z")
> [@liberty3701](#): > > I was just saying the same damn thing. > > I guess you didn’t get the memo, but it’s no longer 1950 and racist, sexist jokes aren’t funny. > > I’ll go tell myself to “lighten up” so you don’t have to. There should be some sort of corollary to Godwin’s Law to cover character assassination in these circumstances. “ZOMG! Yr a BIGOT!” :rolleyes: Actually, I’m not. You’re a hypersensitive pussy who gets Shocked and Dismayed when someone uses a throwaway line from a movie. The whole thing is absolutely absurd. On the one hand, you have **The Tao’s Revenge** trying to tread water with “People are REALLY, twuwy going to believe that Inuit genitalia are icy and frozen! You bad, bad person.” Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break. 1. Nobody believes it. 2. If you think that I believe that YOU believe it, you’re out of your skull. Nobody ACTUALLY believes that Inuit have a lower body temperature that other humans, and you’re either delusional or you’re trying to drum up board sympathy by playing the race card, which makes you dishonest and emotionally manipulative. Then on the other hand, you got this fuckin’ Einstein here who thinks that rhetorically comparing me to a 1950’s redneck bigot, he’s getting some sort of point across. So I’ll repeat my first post: what the FUCK is wrong with you people? It’s a throwaway troll OP from a throwaway joke in a movie that is widely considered a cultural reference point. Nobody’s a bigot here, you stupid, stupid newbs. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/99 "2008-11-18T16:58:54Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Canuck might be better. Although “Canadian” is not derogatory here in Canada, I understand it means “nigger” in the US where if I remember correctly you presently live. > > I’m not kidding. Check my previous link 🙂 I _know_. I was stunned when I heard that. Also, I don’t like the term Canuck. Thank you, Mr. Loria from grade 10 English. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-pussy-seriously/473142/100 "2008-11-18T17:25:28Z")
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