# Esprix... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 16, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685 "2000-05-16T18:33:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685/21 "2000-05-19T00:25:14Z")
I think I’m gonna puke. This is the fucking pit, you kangeroo felching, snake screwing, bicycle seat sniffing, hanging around the school yard with a bag of candy perverts, previous bitches of Sweet Daddy in Leavenworth, cross-dressing towel jockeys in a two dollar whorehouse! If I see one more lovey dovey post in this thread, I’ll hunt you down and kick your fucking useless ass so hard you’ll be using your balls for earrings. So, anybody else hate walnuts here? You smack the fucking thing with a hammer and the pieces fly everywhere. Don’t even ask what the coffee table looks like after I’ve smashed a few. You’d think someone would invent something. ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685/22 "2000-05-19T01:29:22Z")
I can fucking compliment who I want to fucking compliment, and no half-wit, goat-fucking, molly-coddling peckerwood is going to tell me otherwise!!! (Wally: Is that better? I’m trying here but I’m just not getting the hang of it… :D…) -S ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685/23 "2000-05-19T04:16:07Z")
OK, I’ll actually make a complaint about Esprix. He’s a Macintosh person. Probably got one a them fucking neon colored little pathetic excuses for a coputer sitting right there in front of him. Ugh! I guess there’s no accounting for taste. Next I’ll hear he likes to suck dick as well. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685/24 "2000-05-19T08:57:31Z")
Spamdammit, Esprix, there is one thing about you that I just can’t stand… Your breasts are just too damn small. EVERYONE, male and female, should have at least D-cups! Then there’d be no war! Esprix, the lack of male boobs is ALL YOUR FAULT!!! _ALL YOUR FA-A-A-A-AULT!!!_ ::breaks down sobbing:: I just… just… just wanna see… a guy with huge knockers… ::cries some more:: (How’s my performance? Was I believeable? Do I get an Emmy?) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685/25 "2000-05-22T15:13:53Z")
Good Lord, you people are strange… **Shadenwawa** , if it was meant as a compliment, then thank you - I’ll take what I can get! 🙂 And **Wally** , give me a fucking sig line and maybe more people will want to harass me for it. Or maybe I should just steal this: > [@](#): > > This is the fucking pit, you kangeroo felching, snake screwing, bicycle seat sniffing, hanging around the school yard with a bag of candy perverts, previous bitches of Sweet Daddy in Leavenworth, cross-dressing towel jockeys in a two dollar whorehouse! “Towel jockey?” And the whorehouses I patronize are at _least_ five dollars. A girl’s gotta have her standards, after all… **waterj** , I may be a Mac owner, but (a) I use a Pentium at work, which is where I post from, and (b) I’d never buy one of those fruity iMacs… I’m going for a G4 soon. 🙂 (I will concede, however, that my Visor PDA is blue - so suck my dick!) And **Spoofe** , you can get your own breasts done, either enhancing them or just getting old (and soon you’ll need a manssiere/bro). I’m recalling Joey on “Friends” when they buried him in the sand and gave him breasts, and he woke up quite happy… The rest of you can suck my dick. Repeatedly. Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/19685.md?page=1)