# Esprix **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 22, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251 "2001-09-22T22:39:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/41 "2001-09-23T03:16:56Z")
**Esprix** still isn’t here… **AM/PM** you are living on borrowed time… say who has that “O Brother” soundtrack? Turn it it will ya? ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/42 "2001-09-23T03:22:00Z")
Wow, this is just like “Waiting For Godot” Only more interesting … and funnier … and with cookies and milk! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/43 "2001-09-23T03:34:18Z")
Still no **Esprix**? Damn, this is gonna be on page two before he gets here. Teach him to have fun without us. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/44 "2001-09-23T03:36:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\* > _plops down next to **Hampster** _ So, how’s it going? You lurk here often? _gnaws on cookie_ How bloody you think it’s gonna get? Should I pull out an umbrella and raincoat? > > Hey, where **_IS_ Esprix** , anyways? \*\* Hi **SFT** , I like to think- if I’m not reading the boards, I’m not _technically_ lurking. :rolleyes: I delurk once and for all like some people quit smoking, but I feel real good about this time! ::Puts LOTR away so it won’t get **AM/PM** splatter/ashes on it:: 😃 Can I get you anything? I’m not much of a 'PIT person myself, I have problems being nasty enough, but I love to watch a master like **Esprix** flay someone with infinite stlye. Keeps bringing me back to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/45 "2001-09-23T03:44:18Z")
_gasp\*\*pant_ I was just over in MPSIMS and I heard… _sniff_ Hey wow, do I smell cookies? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/46 "2001-09-23T03:49:00Z")
Ya wanna know what I think? :crickets chirping: Bastids. I’m gonna tell you anyway. Anyone read Stephen King’s story “The Woman in the Room”? Well, I think **Esprix** just mumbled a few words in a long-forgotten language, and **AM/PM** , many hundreds of miles away, just dropped dead of a brain hemmorhage. That’s why neither of them have been back to this thread. Either of you wanna prove me wrong? [sub]Oh please, **please** prove me wrong, **Esprix**![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/47 "2001-09-23T03:49:27Z")
::picks Rasa up, sits down in her spot and sits her down on his lap, enjoying some food, drink and cuddlin’ before the show starts:: ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/48 "2001-09-23T03:51:38Z")
Ok, **Esprix** better get here soon. Poor **Mercutio** is so excited he’s abusing smilies… ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/49 "2001-09-23T03:53:03Z")
::shooes away the smilies and tells Esprix to take his time as he feels some groping coming from Rasa:: ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/50 "2001-09-23T03:54:22Z")
And I think **Merc** is about to burst. Hurry up, **Esprix**!! ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/51 "2001-09-23T03:57:05Z")
Esprix may have to start his own thread in reply. I suggest “AM\PM Gets His Ass Kicked.” ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/52 "2001-09-23T04:04:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \* > \*\*say who has that “O Brother” soundtrack? Turn it it will ya? \*\* Lemme crank up the volume a little… ::thunderous sound of women singing about GOING DOWN TO THE RIVER TO PRAY:: Loud enough? I certainly won’t hear the neighbors complaining, unless they throw a rock of complaint through my window, which is now oscillating from the sound pressure. :: opens box of vanilla wafers:: **Esprix** , oh **Esprix** , I hope this long absence means that you are busy composing a response so devasting that it will make **AM/PM** ’s ego shrivel up to the size of a Planck length. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/53 "2001-09-23T04:05:22Z")
I want to thank AM/PM for starting this thread. I had a really really fucking rotten day, honestly so bad that I must have wished (out loud) that I was dead about a dozen times… Then I came, I read, I actually giggled. {i] I giggled\*! Thank you man. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/54 "2001-09-23T04:10:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **dropzone** _ > > Uh, does **Esprix** have a social life or something? I’m not waiting all night. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **minty green** _ > > No pressure, **Esprix**. Oh, nooooooooooooooooooooo, none at all… [taps on microphone, loud feedback heard, audience grasps ears] Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Test, test, sibilence, sibilence… Um, hi, everyone. I’m **Esprix**. [crowd roars thunderously] Yes, yes, thank you, I love you all, too, thank you. But, um, I’m gonna have to ask that y’all just cool it for a while in your seats, 'cause I just ain’t ready. I got four Asian boys to clear out yet, plus a back-up queue who I’ll just have to put off, but, at the moment, I _really_ need to go strap on my cowboy boots and head out to the hoedown. So, um, my offical reply (as if one were worth it here) will have to wait a few more hours. Can y’all hang out for that long? Whatd’ya say? [crowd roars thunderously] You guys are the best! I’m sure the vendors appreciate your business. Be back soon - promise! In the meantime, I’ll let **Fenris** post some more witty things. **Fenris**? Take it away! 🙂 (Don’t worry - once I have the time, it’ll be worth the wait. 😉 ) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/55 "2001-09-23T04:15:39Z")
Jeez, what a gyp! ---
**Author:** ![jkusters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jkusters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkusters)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/56 "2001-09-23T04:17:00Z")
Nah, he doesn’t have a social life. I should know. He stays home nearly every night, and he’s so boring. All his claims to rampant boy-toying is just a ruse. You might think there’s a revolving door to his bedroom, but trust me, it ain’t. (This ought to get me some screams from the computer room…) 🙂 JOhn. ---
**Author:** ![John487](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@John487](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John487)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/57 "2001-09-23T04:20:59Z")
yay, the one trick pony hath arrived! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/58 "2001-09-23T04:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*(Don’t worry - once I have the time, it’ll be worth the wait. 😉 ) > \*\* Well, the best things usually are. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/59 "2001-09-23T04:29:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.** Well, i don’t, thanks to Wife cancelling our plans for the night so I could put together the kids’ new bunkbeds except I couldn’t because they didn’t get the space cleared in tim and by then it was too late to tell them all to get fucked and go to the Chifest so I did NOTHING tonight then you come flouncing in here with your cowboy boots and Asian guys and say loftily that you can’t be bothered to toss your fans a frickin’ bone and I’m pissed. I’ll be in my room. Wait–I AM in my room. Where can I go to pout now? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/60 "2001-09-23T04:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **jkusters** _ > > Nah, he doesn’t have a social life. I should know. He stays home nearly every night, and he’s so boring. All his claims to rampant boy-toying is just a ruse. You might think there’s a revolving door to his bedroom, but trust me, it ain’t. > > (This ought to get me some screams from the computer room…) It did. You know too much and must be destroyed… but first, **The Mamushka!** (I dunno, I’m grasping here, visions of cowboys dancing dancing in my head.) Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251.md?page=4)