# Esprix **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 22, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251 "2001-09-22T22:39:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/141 "2001-09-24T02:12:00Z")
Your response will be the sounds of whimpering from the direction he was last seen running off with his tail between his legs. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/142 "2001-09-24T02:26:00Z")
Three things, **Esprix** : 1. Thank you for thanking me. But you left Michigan J. Frog of your list of thank-yous and his little froggy heart is broken and as a result, he may join the lilly-pad invisible. B) Actually, I don’t think that **Lucki** was on his side so much as feeling sorry for the schlub. iii) Regarding this comment, > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **I’m now taking bets on what AM/PM’s response will be. Any thoughts?** I’m willing to bet that his response’ll be found in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=87747) thread. Possibly “It was just a joke” or “LALALALA I win LALALLALA”…oh. Wait. Didn’t he already do that one? Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/143 "2001-09-24T02:31:09Z")
**Hampster** , you wanna split a Coke, or suttim? I’m a little thirsty. Been here for a while, you know. Passed out in the back, albeit, but here, nonetheless. You know dude, I totally think **BDGR** is gonna turn this into a 3-way fight. **Weirddave** totally laid it out for everyone too. That was awesome. **tavalla** , you got any original potato chips there? I don’t like that salt-n-vinegar shit. And come on **Nightingale** , scoot over. You’re totally cramping my elbow room. I wanna spread out and get the best view. Oh, anyone got a cig for **HP Ellison**? It’s his first Pit Post. _stops suddenly and looks around_ What!? I MISSED IT! You’re kidding! _throws bag of cookies at the ground_ God DAMN IT! I knew it! Oh MAN! I totally missed the throw-down of the year! _sigh_ At least the flaming waaas nice. _sniffle_ I can’t believe I missed it. A hearty round of applause to all who were involved, however. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/144 "2001-09-24T03:14:28Z")
_::slapping bug zapper to the ground while simutaneously clawing at bugbites and lifting near-empty wine glass in salute, stands up with lighter blaring::_ Hell YEAH! ES-PRIX! ES-PRIX! ES-PRIX!! ES-PRIX!!! For those who just now rocked…I sal- **UTE** YOU!!! But seriously, well worth the wait, bugbites and eventual hangover. Anybody got a Gay Pride flag to wave?? Hey…wait…I think mine’s in the car…I’ll be right back. _::stumbles out of sight, screaming “We will, we will…ROCK YOU…”_ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/145 "2001-09-24T03:30:30Z")
::throws confetti on **Esprix** , then streamers, and dances around him:: You rock harder than Scott Thompson, babe 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/146 "2001-09-24T03:51:29Z")
**Esprix** , that was . . . awesome. Absolutely awesome. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/147 "2001-09-24T04:18:48Z")
:: Dons impossibly small cheerleading outfit :: “Yeh Esprix! He’s the Word! Kick that troll-doll to the curb! Come on Exprix - Do some more! Kick that loser right out the door!” ::Bounces around perkily.:: [sub]He’s WHAT? GAY? And doesn’t like girly cheerleaders? Well Shit. _NOW_ you tell me. Will someone please help me get this freekin’ spandex uniform off…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/148 "2001-09-24T04:43:37Z")
Is it over? I only just got here! Hadda come all the way from Canada ya know. I hope it’s okay, I mean I am still a newbie and all. I’ll just sit back here on this patch of grass. Hey Hashiriya, sorry about that John 3:16 sign. (leans it against a tree) There, now it’s out of the way. I’ve never seen a real flame war before, but I wanted to come cheer for Esprix, cause, you know, he tried to keep Eduardo and all.(Um, no thanks, I’ll pass on the Scorpo-nuts). I brought my own iced-tea and I’ve got a couple bags of marshmallows to share. Anyone want one? Please tell me I didn’t miss it all! ---
**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/149 "2001-09-24T04:48:31Z")
::Still giggling madly, curled up foetally on the ground, sides and lungs sore:: :: pauses and sits up handing **Searching For Truth** a mostly full Coke:: _huff-wheeze_ 😃 Here _giggle-snerk_ BWA-HAhAhahahahaha!!! God I love this board heeheheheh-- Waitaminute who got flamed again? oh yeah, Ampie ::resumes laughing:: (Note: I only laugh at “dopers” getting cut down if they really deserve it, that’s why I checked the links, to prove to myself that Ampie was indeed an idiot and full of shit. Beware the mob mentality.) ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/150 "2001-09-24T04:50:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **Will someone please help me get this freekin’ spandex uniform off…** :breaks neck running to help **alice\_in\_wonderland** : Ow. Um, just lean over here. I think my hands still work…😉 ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/151 "2001-09-24T04:51:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*:: Dons impossibly small cheerleading outfit :: > > ::Bounces around perkily.:: > > [sub]He’s WHAT? GAY? And doesn’t like girly cheerleaders? Well Shit. _NOW_ you tell me. Will someone please help me get this freekin’ spandex uniform off…[/sub] \*\* I think you shall have no problem getting volunteers to help you with that…I’ll just sit back and watch…Mrs. Bdgr doesnt mind if I watch… ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/152 "2001-09-24T04:51:35Z")
Um, Fenris? If Michigan is okay, do you think maybe I could meet him? ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/153 "2001-09-24T04:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zoogirl \* > \*\*Is it over? I only just got here! Hadda come all the way from Canada ya know. I hope it’s okay, I mean I am still a newbie and all. I’ll just sit back here on this patch of grass. Hey Hashiriya, sorry about that John 3:16 sign. (leans it against a tree) There, now it’s out of the way. I’ve never seen a real flame war before, but I wanted to come cheer for Esprix, cause, you know, he tried to keep Eduardo and all.(Um, no thanks, I’ll pass on the Scorpo-nuts). I brought my own iced-tea and I’ve got a couple bags of marshmallows to share. Anyone want one? Please tell me I didn’t miss it all! \*\* Nah…Just waiting for the other team ta show back up…He’s busy unclogging a toilet or somthing…Round two should prove interesting if’n he doesnt flush hisself… ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/154 "2001-09-24T04:55:09Z")
You know, for a 4 page long flame war, this has gotta be a record for the least flaming per page… ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/155 "2001-09-24T05:17:54Z")
I, um, sure don’t want to be pushy or anything, but I can only stay until 11 and then Mr. Zoo gets the computer. Esprix, I think I have a lighter in my backpack if you want to borrow it! Sorry, you guys! I guess I’m just excited! Maybe it’s the sugar from these marshmallows! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/156 "2001-09-24T05:18:37Z")
_ **CRAP!** _ The freakin’ thing is stuck around my head… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/157 "2001-09-24T05:23:10Z")
I must say, Esprix, that’s the first time someone else’s post has given me an erection. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/158 "2001-09-24T05:27:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*_ **CRAP!** _ > > The freakin’ thing is stuck around my head… \*\* OH, damnit all…Maybe if we had a picture to go by, we could offer advice on how to un-stick yourself… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/159 "2001-09-24T05:36:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bdgr \* > \*\*You know, for a 4 page long flame war, this has gotta be a record for the least flaming per page… \*\* That’s because **AM/PM** showed up with a wet match and \*\* Esprix \*\* sauntered in with a flame thrower. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251/160 "2001-09-24T05:37:53Z")
Here Alice, lemme hold up this blanket for you! The way these guys are drooling, they’re gonna put out the flames! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/esprix/83251.md?page=9)