"Eternal soup": Would this work?

Never. Do some people like it hot? I guess some like it cold. Surely, in this world, there will be those with a decided preference for it in the pot nine days old.

When I was a carefree bachelor, I loved my crockpot. I think I kept a single stew going from before Christmas till after New Year once. Sort of a Mulligan stew; I know there was corn in there.

Stew? STEW?! When I was a carefree bachelor we didn’t have stew! We just reheated the dirty dishwater and sopped it up a newspaper, and we liked it.

Dishwater? Luxury. When I was a bachelor, all we had was an old syrofoam package from a Cup o’Noodles! Huh! Dishes!

Rumtopf.

We have been known to do this as well. It can get quite potent after awhile.

Ah yes, that’s it!
As a thank you silenus, I bought you this $54,000 bottle of scotch.. Ought to taste good mixed with Coke.

For you, Sir, we have a first class ticket on the B Ark. :wink:

(I really hope you were joking!)