# Ethilrist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 18, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524 "2016-04-18T01:57:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/1 "2016-04-18T01:57:08Z")

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Pink triangles?  
Asshole.  
Not linking. Not worthy. Asshole.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/2 "2016-04-18T01:59:12Z")

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Not only stupid, but incoherent as well. I do not think, once people actually figure out what you’re pitting, that this will go as you imagine it will.

And I can’t believe it took you five whole minutes to actually get to the Pit and type out THIS post. Good lord…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/3 "2016-04-18T02:01:37Z")

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I’m actually kind of glad I don’t know what you are talking about.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/4 "2016-04-18T02:16:54Z")

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…wow, you don’t understand satire at all.

Which would be fine, except that you had to go and announce it to the world.

Which would also be fine, except you used your ignorance as the basis to call out another poster who was actually stating your beliefs, only more eloquently than you ever could.

In short, your vitriol is exceeded only by your stupidity.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/5 "2016-04-18T02:19:17Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> In short, your vitriol is exceeded only by your stupidity.

It’s certainly not exceeded by his eloquence.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/6 "2016-04-18T02:44:08Z")

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That’s it, you’re go on my “Idiots whose posts I skip” list. Everything I’ve read from you has been idiotic blather. There are only a handful of such posters here, so you’re in rarified air. So be proud, you’ve stood out, made your mark.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/7 "2016-04-18T02:52:48Z")

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OP: So your idea of a useful and productive post to win friends and influence people is to excrete an incoherent bunch of words like constipated pigeon droppings on a freshly washed car, force the curious to waste time finding out what the hell you’re talking about, and then make them regret that they’ve wasted their time?

Doesn’t work. Though it seems to have inspired several to invoke the “ignore” function, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/8 "2016-04-18T02:59:26Z")

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OK, I made the effort to find out what thread, and specific post, this is all about, and having done so I believe I can state categorically that I have no earthly idea what the OP is going on about.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/9 "2016-04-18T03:01:53Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> OK, I made the effort to find out what thread, and specific post, this is all about, and having done so I believe I can state categorically that I have no earthly idea what the OP is going on about.

[This one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19267128&postcount=4)

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/10 "2016-04-18T03:20:12Z")

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I agree with the OP. **Ethilrist** is clearly a dumbass.

They should be[pink _and_ blue](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Transgender_Pride_flag.svg/2000px-Transgender_Pride_flag.svg.png) triangles.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/11 "2016-04-18T03:25:04Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> OK, I made the effort to find out what thread, and specific post, this is all about, and having done so I believe I can state categorically that I have no earthly idea what the OP is going on about.

Ethilrist made a “Modest Proposal-” style… err… proposal.

It was funny.

This yahoo decided to prove Poe’s Law, and started his own look-at-me thread.

…this ensued.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/12 "2016-04-18T03:43:58Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Ethilrist made a “Modest Proposal-” style… err… proposal.
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> It was funny.
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> This yahoo decided to prove Poe’s Law, and started his own look-at-me thread.
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> …this ensued.

Yep. It was meant as a (pointed) joke, and is easy to understand that way.

The OP should have linked; that was a dumb oversight that **running coach** had to fix. (Thanks, **coach**! Can I skip deep-knee-bends this afternoon?)

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/13 "2016-04-18T03:50:39Z")

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Well, now. Been here 16 years and this is my first Pitting… and it’s by someone who I was agreeing with.

☹

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/14 "2016-04-18T03:57:58Z")

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You have to understand, OP has anti-matter for brains, so you’ve been anti-pitted.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/15 "2016-04-18T04:13:58Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Yep. It was meant as a (pointed) joke, and is easy to understand that way.
> 
> The OP should have linked; that was a dumb oversight that **running coach** had to fix. (Thanks, **coach**! Can I skip deep-knee-bends this afternoon?)

I had you down for hand clap pushups anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/16 "2016-04-18T04:20:48Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Well, now. Been here 16 years and this is my first Pitting… and it’s by someone who I was agreeing with.
> 
> ☹

I have been chastised. The pink triangle comment got my goat. Ever been? My apologies Ethilist and to all. I took it the wrong way. That and too much vodka and music from the sixties. at the same time.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/17 "2016-04-18T04:39:42Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> I have been chastised. The pink triangle comment got my goat. Ever been? My apologies Ethilist and to all. I took it the wrong way. That and too much vodka and music from the sixties. at the same time.

Oh, so you’re the one who’s been keeping the goat all to himself. Ever heard of sharing?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/18 "2016-04-18T04:47:11Z")

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Leave his goat alone. Vodka, 60s music, and admitting that you’re wrong are all good things. Getting it on with consenting goats is a different matter, but I’m a forgiver, not a judge.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/19 "2016-04-18T04:48:37Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> You have to understand, OP has anti-matter for brains, so you’ve been anti-pitted.

I wonder if **spamforbrains** is the OP’s sister? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethilrist/752524/20 "2016-04-18T04:55:55Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> I wonder if **spamforbrains** is the OP’s sister? 🙂

Okay. I have a new user-name now. Dutifully earned. Don’t post while drunk.

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