# Ethnic Jews v European Settlers Jews

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [May 9, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806 "2010-05-09T10:04:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/81 "2010-05-09T22:47:43Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> You will either see the Israeli Navy on every news station before the end of May or you won’t.  
> Israel will attack or they won’t.  
> Turkey will either succeed or it wont.

Oddly enough, these sentences are factually correct.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/82 "2010-05-09T22:48:53Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Oddly enough, these sentences are factually correct.

Probably the first such sentences the OP has posted in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Marmite\_Lover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Marmite\_Lover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marmite_Lover)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/83 "2010-05-09T22:49:13Z")

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where is everyone?

all Googling? switching to Arabsat:D

Good night

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/84 "2010-05-09T22:50:42Z")

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I know I was googling. Search? “Turkey Israel Conspiracy Theories Egyptian Media”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/85 "2010-05-09T22:50:47Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> where is everyone?

Scratching their heads in puzzlement.

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**Author:** ![Marmite\_Lover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Marmite\_Lover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marmite_Lover)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/86 "2010-05-09T22:51:02Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> Please cite your ridiculous idea that either side wants war.

ask Mr Erdogan if he will tolerate a Turkish ship with Turks aboard being attacked;)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/87 "2010-05-09T22:51:21Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Oddly enough, these sentences are factually correct.

A tad tautological though.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/88 "2010-05-09T22:52:00Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> ask Mr Erdogan if he will tolerate a Turkish ship with Turks aboard being attacked;)

What ship? What attack?

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/89 "2010-05-09T22:52:02Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> ask Mr Erdogan if he will tolerate a Turkish ship with Turks aboard being attacked;)

Wow… No country will tolerate its ships being attacked. But why would Israel ATTACK a Turkish ship?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/90 "2010-05-09T22:53:15Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> This might just be the spark.

> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> .  
> Just one spark can start a whole blaze.

Talking with anticipation about massive carnage and suffering is an odd thing to do. As is hoping for a repeat of the numerous attempts to commit genocide against the Israelis.  
To say nothing of the fact that if you get the war you seem to want, we could quite easily change the name of the region to the Greater Arabian Glass Parking Lot.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/91 "2010-05-09T22:53:23Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> ask Mr Erdogan if he will tolerate a Turkish ship with Turks aboard being attacked;)

Dude, I’m sure he wouldn’t, but since Israel isn’t going to attack his ships and his ships are not going to attack Israel’s the point is moot, no?

I mean I’m sure President Obama would respond forcefully to a Canadian invasion, but that’s so unlikely it’s in the realm of fantasy.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/92 "2010-05-09T22:56:25Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Greater Arabian Glass Parking Lot.

Good band name

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**Author:** ![Marmite\_Lover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Marmite\_Lover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marmite_Lover)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/93 "2010-05-09T22:58:32Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Dude, I’m sure he wouldn’t, but since Israel isn’t going to attack his ships and his ships are not going to attack Israel’s the point is moot, no?

well that really depends on what orders they get doesn’t it.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/94 "2010-05-09T23:00:37Z")

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Aren’t a “few hours” up yet? Nothing but nonsense from the OP in this thread so far.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/95 "2010-05-09T23:01:03Z")

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**Marmite Lover** , I’d like to thank you for helping me discover my gift.

I never knew that I was psychic, but now, thanks you, I realized that I am. I ALREADY know that Israel won’t attack Turkey. I also know why: Because it would be pointless.

Anyone who wants me to read their palm, please send me a private message.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/96 "2010-05-09T23:02:39Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> well that really depends on what orders they get doesn’t it.

Are you trying to write the most vacuous sentence possible? Yes, either A will happen or not-A will happen. On that we can all agree. Anyway, I’m done here.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/97 "2010-05-09T23:05:45Z")

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For those who are curious, Edrogan has a tendency to act like a bit of a nutjob.

He’s a guy who [denied the Armenian Genocide and claimed that, instead, the Armenians were going to exterminate the Turks.](http://www.asbarez.com/78534/erdogan-accuses-armenians-of-%E2%80%98exterminating%E2%80%99-turks/) He also claimed that [it is actually impossible for Muslims to engage in genocidal acts, that the crimes going on in Darfur are a myth, and that the war against Hamas in Gaza is even worse than Darfur.](http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/11/erdogan-muslims-turkish-sudan-gaza)

To be sure, relations between Israel and Turkey have become strained as of late due to his particular style of bombast, but _war_? Outside of those hoping for it for their own reasons, nobody really thinks it’s a possibility let alone gleefully expects it.

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**Author:** ![Marmite\_Lover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Marmite\_Lover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marmite_Lover)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/98 "2010-05-09T23:19:32Z")

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Seth Freedman!!:D:eek:

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**Author:** ![kombatminipig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5ac83/32.png) [@kombatminipig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kombatminipig)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/99 "2010-05-09T23:34:01Z")

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> [@Marmite\_Lover](#):
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> Progress is not being made so let’s stop this now and see what happens in the next few weeks. We can close the thread.
> 
> Let’s see if the Israeli Navy try to sink one of Turkeys ships.  
> Let’s see what Erdogan will do.
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> Let’s see if the Israeli Navy will attack.
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> My betting is they won’t dare.

You can’t just beg the question and then ask for the thread to be closed.

Why in god’s name would Israel attack turkish shipping?

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ethnic-jews-v-european-settlers-jews/538806/100 "2010-05-09T23:34:17Z")

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What about him?

Also: None of us doubt that Edrogan is a wacko. But so what? He still won’t attack Israel (or stage an attack on his own ship?)

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