# etv78, please take a nap **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385 "2010-09-28T19:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/81 "2010-09-30T01:10:27Z")
This thread has really started to flounder. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/82 "2010-09-30T01:48:05Z")
Stop this. **Now**. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/83 "2010-09-30T02:04:12Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > For the record: yes, I do enjoy gladiator movies, and yes, I have seen a grown man naked. But have you seen a naked man grow? ---
**Author:** ![BayouHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BayouHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BayouHazard)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/84 "2010-09-30T02:20:25Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > It’s traditional in Britain to knock people up in the morning. Funny, in the USA, it’s traditional to knock women up on Saturday night, after their fifth jello shot (ba-dum-ting). :smack: How does one become annoying enough around here to get pitted? If I hang out long enough, will I eventually get pitted by someone, or is some sort of mark of special annoyance ability? And if anyone would like to come over and sort me out, please do… I never get around to organizing these days. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/85 "2010-09-30T02:53:13Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > So, which of you is going to come knock me up tonight? Reminded me of [this “sex scene”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vHFmMJKTA&feature=related) from Babylon 5. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/86 "2010-09-30T03:44:02Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Stop this. **Now**. Don’t school us! You can fish for support in this forum and be Bullhead about it, but we’re hooked. So don’t Perch on the edge of your chair feeling Crappie about it, ok? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/87 "2010-09-30T05:16:49Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Don’t school us! You can fish for support in this forum and be Bullhead about it, but we’re hooked. So don’t Perch on the edge of your chair feeling Crappie about it, ok? Oh, my Cod! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/88 "2010-09-30T06:15:03Z")
Tell me, boys and gills, is this the thread where we’re trouting out all our fish puns? Are have we fin-ished that already? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/89 "2010-09-30T07:19:02Z")
Not while it’s a quadruple leap year. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/90 "2010-09-30T08:46:17Z")
Sooo, what you’re saying is that **Melon’s** hair smells like fish? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/91 "2010-09-30T08:59:03Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > England hasn’t discovered the webbernets yet? They have but, like **hulu** , their TV-replay webs do not let you watch stuff unless your IP gives the right location. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/92 "2010-09-30T14:55:09Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > But have you seen a naked man grow? In certain dimensions. > [@BayouHazard](#): > > How does one become annoying enough around here to get pitted? If I hang out long enough, will I eventually get pitted by someone, or is some sort of mark of special annoyance ability? I can be pretty fucking abrasive, and it took over a year for someone to get the balls to Pit me. > [@Oakminster](#): > > Reminded me of [this “sex scene”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vHFmMJKTA&feature=related) from Babylon 5. Can’t reach anything streaming from work, but a Google of the URL shows me that it’s from Episode 12 of Season 2, so I have a very good idea of what the clip shows. 😃 > [@Nava](#): > > They have but, like **hulu** , their TV-replay webs do not let you watch stuff unless your IP gives the right location. Pretty sure that a Torrent wouldn’t care. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/93 "2010-10-05T03:24:07Z")
I was up late last night reading threads as edifying as this one. Could someone start a thread and tell me to take a nap? Like an eight-hour one? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/94 "2010-10-05T08:20:52Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Posting here gets addicting. Sorry, but you just made my shit list. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/95 "2010-10-06T20:29:04Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > [@Munch](#): > > > > Or at the very least, stop starting so many goddamn threads. Since your return on 9/5, you’ve posted 339 times in 170 threads. Of those 170, you’ve started 71 of them. Seventy-one threads in 23 days! Holy fuck, man - take a fucking break! > > Let’s do a team-building exercise where we each read one of his threads and discuss it with the group… I see what you did there 😃 To hell with evtwhatevernumbernotimportantenoughtocheck. He’s a tool. ---
**Author:** ![BFPMod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@BFPMod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BFPMod)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/96 "2012-09-12T17:42:09Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Or at the very least, stop starting so many goddamn threads. Since your return on 9/5, you’ve posted 339 times in 170 threads. Of those 170, you’ve started 71 of them. Seventy-one threads in 23 days! Holy fuck, man - take a fucking break! > > I understand you’re disabled, and don’t get out of the house much. Posting here gets addicting. But this is a community - could you try to spend more than 42% of your posting time contributing to the OTHER 8 gazillion threads at hand? Or get a LiveJournal so you’re not cluttering up the board with [ridiculous shit like this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=579882)? This person is a troll. We just had to ban it from our forum for jerking our membership around for a few weeks. It actually gloats about this on another thread here. We have its real name. It also does this on pregnancy boards and others. For more info, you can contact me via private message here. They are a fucked up individual. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/97 "2012-09-12T18:01:44Z")
The plop thickens. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/98 "2012-09-12T18:04:52Z")
First **Umkay** and now **etv78**? You can’t have **Ambivalid**! You can’t have him you bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/99 "2012-09-12T18:07:31Z")
> [@BFPMod](#): > > We just had to ban it from our forum for jerking our membership around for a few weeks. It actually gloats about this on another thread here. We have its real name. It also does this on pregnancy boards and others. It puts the lotion in the basket, too! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/100 "2012-09-12T18:10:23Z")
Is it a person, a collective or an inanimate object? I’m not going to care about your posts until you decide on a pronoun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385.md?page=6)