# etv78, please take a nap **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385 "2010-09-28T19:39:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/121 "2012-09-13T09:16:35Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > And I frankly can’t figure out what etv would have been doing that would qualify as trolling. **BigT** , you poor, poor, soul. You always try to defend those who do not deserve to be defended, and and you are always a step behind. **etv78** started a thread on the SDMB asking if he is he only one who [trolls](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=665178). A mod from another board chimed in here to say he had to ban **etv78** for trolling. Pardon us if we think **etv78** might be trolling. ---
**Author:** ![SubaRhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@SubaRhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SubaRhubarb)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/122 "2012-09-13T11:48:54Z")
I can’t promise this is the same etv78, but anyone who has given birth is llikely to agree this a a bunch of shit: [Nikki and Brittany are here!!! | Mothering Forum](http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1067916/nikki-and-brittany-are-here) One does not simply give birth to a set of twins with a combined weight of 15lbs with a simple grunt. Double so if one twin comes out ass first. Eta that is a mild example of the crap I saw ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/123 "2012-09-13T12:00:45Z")
> [@SubaRhubarb](#): > > I can’t promise this is the same etv78, but anyone who has given birth is llikely to agree this a a bunch of shit: [Nikki and Brittany are here!!! | Mothering Forum](http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1067916/nikki-and-brittany-are-here) > > One does not simply give birth to a set of twins with a combined weight of 15lbs with a simple grunt. Double so if one twin comes out ass first. > > Eta that is a mild example of the crap I saw That is so bizarre. Soem of his other posts are similar crap, but that’s all it is - utter crap. Nothing actually “trolly” in the sense of being blatantly (or otherwise) designed to get a rise out of people. Just pure time wasting. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/124 "2012-09-13T13:45:08Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Dude. 24 posts a day on average? > > It took me like 7 years to hit 5000 posts. Then it appears I need to take a nap, too. Possibly a dirt nap. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/125 "2012-09-13T13:53:05Z")
Amateur. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/126 "2012-09-13T13:56:29Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Amateur. I bow before your 4861 posts per year average. Mine is but a paltry 2970. ETA: We should have a SDMB wager on who reaches 100,000 posts first (though it will probably fry the board for a month or two) between you and Marley. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/127 "2012-09-13T15:39:03Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > And, see, my skepticism kicks in when someone posts something like this without any evidence being provided how they know it’s the same person. If you’re dumb enough to troll a bunch of boards _with the same username_… ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/128 "2012-09-13T15:46:34Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > And, see, my skepticism kicks in when someone posts something like this without any evidence being provided how they know it’s the same person. A data point, but another user who was banned from here for making racist comments was banned from another board for doing the same thing. Using the same username. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/129 "2012-09-13T15:53:56Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I bow before your 4861 posts per year average. Mine is but a paltry 2970. > > ETA: We should have a SDMB wager on who reaches 100,000 posts first (though it will probably fry the board for a month or two) between you and Marley. Oops, didn’t realize until **Marley** posted that he has a 20,000 post lead on **RNATB** already. So…maybe wager on a date/year when Marley hits 100,000 posts, effectively shutting the board down for x amount of days/months/years? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/130 "2012-09-13T15:58:21Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Oops, didn’t realize until **Marley** posted that he has a 20,000 post lead on **RNATB** already. So…maybe wager on a date/year when Marley hits 100,000 posts,\*\* effectively shutting the board down\*\* for x amount of days/months/years? He did that already. How soon we forget. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/131 "2012-09-13T16:03:34Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > He did that already. How soon we forget. 😉 Not for days/months/years. I have to give myself something to work up to. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/132 "2012-09-13T16:11:23Z")
Drawing a blank on when that happened…not that the board hasn’t had its share of downtime, but I don’t recollect anything specific to **Marley** causing it to happen (whoosh ahoy?). So I assume that nobody has ever reached 100k posts before. So **Marley** , tell us, how do you feel about this monumental event that’s rapidly approaching? You are often accused of overmoderating in order to pad your post count…is that true? And finally, do you get a solid gold coffee cup for hitting 100,000 posts? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/133 "2012-09-13T16:16:10Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Drawing a blank on when that happened…not that the board hasn’t had its share of downtime, but I don’t recollect anything specific to **Marley** causing it to happen (whoosh ahoy?). On [Marley’s first day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=623616&highlight=23skidoo) as an admin, he banned _everybody._ [Other thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=623367) ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/134 "2012-09-13T16:19:37Z")
> [@SubaRhubarb](#): > > I can’t promise this is the same etv78, but anyone who has given birth is llikely to agree this a a bunch of shit: [Nikki and Brittany are here!!! | Mothering Forum](http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1067916/nikki-and-brittany-are-here) > > One does not simply give birth to a set of twins with a combined weight of 15lbs with a simple grunt. Double so if one twin comes out ass first. > > Eta that is a mild example of the crap I saw That must be one huge vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/135 "2012-09-13T16:28:26Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > That must be one huge vagina. It astounds me that not one poster in that thread expressed any doubt or asked any questions about the births. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/136 "2012-09-13T16:30:59Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > On [Marley’s first day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=623616&highlight=23skidoo) as an admin, he banned _everybody._ > > [Other thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=623367) Oh, quite right, I remember that now. It was over so quickly though so I didn’t remember that. I thought it was something that happened a long time ago before I was around. I also didn’t realize that was his first day as admin. Quite an auspicious debut, that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/137 "2012-09-13T16:34:27Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > That must be one huge vagina. Doctor: “That must be one huge vagina. That must be one huge vagina.” PregnantLadyETV: “That’s offensive doctor, and why did you have to say it twice?” Doctor: “I didn’t.” FIN ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/138 "2012-09-13T16:37:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It astounds me that not one poster in that thread expressed any doubt or asked any questions about the births. Maybe they’re all fakes? ---
**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/139 "2012-09-13T17:46:08Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Doctor: “That must be one huge vagina. > That must be one huge vagina.” > PregnantLadyETV: “That’s offensive doctor, and why did you have to say it twice?” > > Doctor: “I didn’t.” > > FIN Hahahaha! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385/140 "2012-09-13T18:02:43Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Doctor: “That must be one huge vagina. > That must be one huge vagina.” > PregnantLadyETV: “That’s offensive doctor, and why did you have to say it twice?” > > Doctor: “I didn’t.” > > FIN I’ll set the pins you knock em down. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/etv78-please-take-a-nap/555385.md?page=8)