# Eugh.  Icky.  Eww. (mild)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 9, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713 "2003-06-09T20:35:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713/21 "2003-06-10T17:32:58Z")

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Yes, you are.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713/22 "2003-06-10T17:41:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*  
> \*\*This is why I just take my coffee straight. Hot, black and strong.
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> Come to think of it, that a pretty good recipe for women, too. \*\*

You rang?

I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and at work.

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**Author:** ![spinningplates](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7c8e57/32.png) [@spinningplates](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinningplates)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713/23 "2003-06-10T18:20:30Z")

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My mom saves bacon grease-- it’s her southern roots showing-- usually in a jar from which the label has been removed. In recent years she hasn’t been cooking meals for the family and the bacon grease was moved to a smaller jar, namely one that once held lemon curd. Mom loves lemon curd so much she often eats it straight from the jar. Yes, that’s right, one day she wasn’t paying attention and spooned a great big bunch of cold bacon grease right into her mouth. She brushed her teeth six times and still couldn’t get that taste out.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713/24 "2003-06-11T03:57:10Z")

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Not a mistake, but a very nasty surprise. Mr. Rilch and I both like Diet Pepsi. We also both like real maple syrup on pancakes and waffles.

I had never seen an expression like that on his face, and haven’t since. It was too late to stop myself, though. “Poisonous” is the only way I can describe the taste.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713/25 "2003-06-11T04:34:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one who remembers the Saturday morning song about not drowing your food? This is the reason I never put anything on my food. Everything I eat is plain and I like it that way. \*\*

Don’t drown your food  
In mayo and ketchup and goop  
It’s no fun to eat  
what you can’t even see  
So, don’t droooooooooown your food.

This I have, but algebra?? Completely gone. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eugh-icky-eww-mild/180713/26 "2003-06-11T04:53:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \*  
> **I once liberally sprinkled my French toast with “powdered sugar.” No wait, that was SALT. Not good with maple syrup.**

Just for the record, I must state that the ONLY appropriate topping for french toast is salt and pepper. Nothing else, but a bit of maple syrup in addition can be forgiven.

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