# Euphanism's for coitis **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571 "2000-06-06T18:05:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/1 "2000-06-06T18:05:04Z")
“Jiggy Jiggy Push Push” and “Doin’the Hibbity Dibbity” are two of my wife’s favorites. Got any good ones? Boinkingly yours, . Graeme ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/2 "2000-06-06T18:14:12Z")
Shakespeare’s “making the beast with two backs” is still good. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/3 "2000-06-06T18:20:58Z")
fucking ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/4 "2000-06-06T18:29:01Z")
One I never quite got, but was still amusing: rubbing the bacon V. ---
**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/5 "2000-06-06T18:48:14Z")
nookie hide the pickle meeting mr johnson ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/6 "2000-06-06T19:04:10Z")
Since I like the oral variety… Yodeling in the Canyon and Barking at the Ape are two of my favorites! ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/7 "2000-06-06T19:21:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > Yodeling in the Canyon and Barking at the Ape are two of my favorites! > \*\* All righty then…now I’m confused. Sometimes there is barking involved, but my ape ain’t making the noise. I love yodeling. any swiss misses out there? Regards, Graeme ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/8 "2000-06-06T19:24:46Z")
At the Renaissance Faires, my favorite was “The Irish Jig” Lately, my favorite has been “The Naked Tango” ---
**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/9 "2000-06-06T20:25:48Z")
I liked Bone Smuggler from American Pie ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/10 "2000-06-06T20:37:43Z")
Horizontally superimposed. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/11 "2000-06-06T21:18:10Z")
My favorite: The eight-legged aardvark. ---
**Author:** ![Ozone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e95f7d/32.png) [@Ozone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ozone)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/12 "2000-06-06T21:40:20Z")
My fav: Bumping uglies Also: Poking the pie Riding the bologna pony Parking the porpous Pounding the pud Doing crack Oral: Singing into the microphone Eating at the Y Munching carpet Flossing your teeth 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/13 "2000-06-06T22:19:23Z")
“the sanctified act of love, the sacred consummation of the holy union between husband and wife” ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/14 "2000-06-06T22:25:11Z")
Belly Ride Bump Fur Dicky Dunk Flesh Session Hot Roll with Cream Make feet for Children’s Shoes Mingle Limbs Park the Yacht in Hair Harbor Quimsticking Squeeze and Squirt The Disappearing Cane Trick A dose of Vitamin F ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Pebs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Johnny\_Pebs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Pebs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/15 "2000-06-06T23:26:35Z")
Horizontal Mambo Horizontal no-pants romance dance Mattress Mambo slip her the salami porking more if I think of them ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/16 "2000-06-07T01:40:09Z")
**"coitis"**?!? Surely, you mean “coitus”. Unless “coitis” is yet another euphamism for coitus. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/17 "2000-06-07T01:46:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > “coitis”?!? > > Surely, you mean “coitus”. Unless “coitis” is yet another euphamism for coitus. > \*\* The _really_ sad part is that y’all need a Dutchman to tell you that it is spelled **“Euphemism”** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/18 "2000-06-07T01:59:11Z")
D’OH! ---
**Author:** ![Grendel69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7bcc69/32.png) [@Grendel69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grendel69)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/19 "2000-06-07T02:04:48Z")
“Let’s shag baby!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jo3sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571/20 "2000-06-07T02:44:22Z")
Wow. Talk about great [nearly] sequential thread titles! “Euphemisms for coitus” “Ever considered spelunking in the back yard?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphanisms-for-coitis/21571.md?page=2)