# Euphemisms for sex in Rock & Roll

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 18, 2019, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-sex-in-rock-roll/828009 "2019-01-18T22:54:36Z")\
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“Let’s Misbehave”–"…spring means just one thing for little lovebirds/We’re not above birds, let’s misbehave"  
“Midnight At the Oasis” – “kick up a little dust” etc.  
Amy Winehouse “thinking of you in the final throes, that is when my buzzer goes”  
The term “rock and roll” itself

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Oh, how about Tori Amos’ _Raspberry Swirl_? “_If you want inside the well, boy, you better make her raspberry swirl_”.

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Pretty much the entirety of [Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo](https://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bloodhound+gang/foxtrot+uniform+charlie+kilo_20527067.html) by Bloodhound Gang.

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**Post date:** [January 19, 2019, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-sex-in-rock-roll/828009/24 "2019-01-19T12:09:58Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> I don’t think Velvet Green is disgusting at all.  
> Now, Hunting Girl, _that’s_ kinky.

Heh, when I saw the title and artist, I first thought it was a Hunting Girl reference.

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_I’m like a one eyed cat peeping in a seafood store…_

The sole pleasure to be derived from that fat, kiss-curled buffoon Bill Haley is watching him sing Shake, Rattle and Roll with no clue as to what it means.

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Elvis Costello: _“I wanna know about the mystery dance…”_

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“Hokey Pokey” - Richard and Linda Thompson

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Well at least that verse is euphemistic. That track includes such peaks of trope as “I’m gonna give you every inch of my love” and “I wanna be your back door man”.

“Back Door Man” in the context of the blues has the meaning of being the lover-on-the-side you’d sneak in through the back door as opposed to a direct euphamism for anal sex (ETA: actually, I don’t know if that’s what you intended or not, but I know we used to think the phrase meant that when we were teenagers.) Now, this is Zep, so it may also have that meaning, but just wanted people to know that there is a different, though I guess still sexual technically, meaning to it.

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From _Jaded_ by Aerosmith: “We’ll slip into the velvet glove, and be jaded.”

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Or Aerosmith’s “You ain’t seen nothing 'til you’re down on a muffin”

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“Now I don’t know how many girls you’ve dated,  
But you ain’t never 'till you’ve had your tyres rotated  
By a red-headed woman”

Bit of Springsteen there.

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I get the feeling there is something intensely sexual about [this song](https://youtu.be/CyGv_Pf7XEI), not sure what it is, though.

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> From _Jaded_ by Aerosmith: “We’ll slip into the velvet glove, and be jaded.”

> [@Spud](#):
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> Or Aerosmith’s “You ain’t seen nothing 'til you’re down on a muffin”

Or you could just “whip out your big ten inch…”

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Aretha’s “We’re going riding on the freeway of love in our pink Cadillac.”

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I get the feeling there is something intensely sexual about [this song](https://youtu.be/CyGv_Pf7XEI), not sure what it is, though.

This one too.

> [@](#):
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> Come on angel my hearts on fire  
> Don’t deny your man’s desire  
> You’d be a fool to stop this tide  
> Spread your wings and let me come inside

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**Post date:** [January 19, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-sex-in-rock-roll/828009/36 "2019-01-19T19:44:46Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> “Back Door Man” in the context of the blues has the meaning of being the lover-on-the-side you’d sneak in through the back door as opposed to a direct euphamism for anal sex (ETA: actually, I don’t know if that’s what you intended or not, but I know we used to think the phrase meant that when we were teenagers.) Now, this is Zep, so

…so it’s odds-on they put in that lyric fully knowing \*exactly \*what a large segment of their fans were going to make of it. It’s a skill.

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“_Anaconda_” by Nini Minaj

I read somewhere that “rock and roll” was an old blues/jazz slang term for sex.

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> [@EscAlaMike](#):
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> “I’m gonna send ya back to schooling” - Led Zeppelin, Whole Lotta Love

I don’t think I’ve ever considered that line a reference to sex. But like, literally, the entire rest of the song, yeah.

Aerosmith - Big 10 Inch.

Tommy Jones - My Baby Does the Hanky Panky.

Just about every line from the musical Grease. I’ve seen it dozens of times and each time I hear something I had never noticed before. Lyrically, it’s a pretty filthy movie. So much so that even with most everything buried in euphemisms and happy music, I’m surprised most people know the entire thing by they finish high school. I know I did. I know my daughter has seen it plenty of times as well.

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> [@silenus](#):
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> “Rosie” - Jackson Browne
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> “Rattlesnake Shake” - Fleetwood Mac
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> “Turning Japanese” - The Vapors
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> - For one particular act of love, anyway

> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Elvis Costello: _“I wanna know about the mystery dance…”_

[Pump It Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y71iDvCYXA) - Elvis Costello and the Attractions

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Bing Crosby: _Dancing in the Dark_

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