# Euphemisms for the act of fucking **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 18, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718 "2002-05-18T18:00:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/21 "2002-05-19T15:52:08Z")
[Link.](http://www.rnca.org.uk/humour/f.html) [And another.](http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm) May there always be an England. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/22 "2002-05-19T16:39:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElvisL1ves \* > \*\*May there always be an England. \*\* I’ll second that. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/23 "2002-05-19T17:56:45Z")
Discussing Uganda has to be the most bizarre one **I** ’ve ever heard…and I heard it first in academic team (quizbowl/what-have-you) practice, for that matter:D ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/24 "2002-05-19T19:00:07Z")
Rocking the Casbah 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/25 "2002-05-19T19:45:24Z")
A girlfriend of mine was always partial to dating older men–we’d ask her afterward if she’d been sweating to the oldies lately. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/26 "2002-05-20T10:49:57Z")
This isn’t a euphemism for sex but, by golly, it [ought to be](http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980115). ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/27 "2002-05-20T14:18:54Z")
break her open like a shotgun taking the log to the beaver (from _Grumpy Old Men_) rut like a boar hog cracking ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/28 "2002-05-20T14:41:27Z")
“swiving” ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/29 "2002-05-20T16:32:21Z")
Three days and nobody has yet noted that [the Master has spoken](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_268b.html) on this subject? Honestly, does **nobody** know how to do a literature search anymore?.. _grumble grumble_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/30 "2002-05-20T16:36:35Z")
laying pipe ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/31 "2002-05-20T17:46:31Z")
Letting the lizard loose ---
**Author:** ![Sephiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Sephiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sephiroth)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/32 "2002-05-22T05:42:50Z")
Bumpy ride to orgasm country ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/33 "2002-05-22T06:57:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neofishboy \* > \*\*Taking to the dinosaurs on the big white phone… > > oh, wait that’s _puking_. > > So sorry, carry on… \*\* Damn. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing, maybe its the lack of sleep. Oh and here’s one cribbed from _Grumpy Old Men_: Takin’ old one eye to the optomitrist. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/34 "2002-05-22T15:04:21Z")
Being Horizontal and SuperImposed. ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/35 "2002-05-22T15:14:10Z")
Playing a game of Hide the Pickle Teaching one respect - the hard way Trick out. Give someones undercarriage a “How’s your father?” DaLovin Dj (whose name is synononymous with coiting a well) ---
**Author:** ![sulamith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@sulamith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulamith)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/36 "2002-05-22T15:15:40Z")
Well my hubby is partial to saying things like: “I want to violate your spaces”, and “Let me put it in soft and then listen to the bones break”, and of course my all-time personal favorite… “I promise I’ll only put the head in” Famous last words. He’s a charming fellow, really. Maybe I should consider divorce. ---
**Author:** ![tramp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tramp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tramp)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/37 "2002-05-22T15:18:02Z")
Splitting the uprights ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/38 "2002-05-22T15:26:20Z")
I mean coiting “as” well! I swear I never shagged a well! Even if I may be well enough endowed to pull it off . . . ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/39 "2002-05-22T15:29:41Z")
I’m partial to a quote from **Office Space** : “Take ‘er for a ride on the ol’ bone-a-coaster… Whooooooooooaaaaaaaoooooooo…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718/40 "2002-05-22T15:33:11Z")
Or, “I hope I can show her my O-face. Oh… oh… oh…” God, that movie killed me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-the-act-of-fucking/109718.md?page=3)