# Euphemisms for "very drunk"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 13, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092 "2011-12-13T22:25:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/1 "2011-12-13T22:25:52Z")
Lately, I’ve been using “twisted”
In the past, I’ve used:
ripped
demolished
toasted
destroyed
f’d up
wrecked
Yours?
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### Author:  [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/2 "2011-12-13T22:32:38Z")
Wounded
Soggy
Well Marinated
Liberated
Dazed & Infused
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### Author:  [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/3 "2011-12-13T22:35:53Z")
'faced, as in shit faced
lip dancing
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### Author:  [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/4 "2011-12-13T22:39:36Z")
Not sure if they qualify as synonyms for very drunk, but I’m fond of the antiquated ‘lit’ and ‘tight.’ (‘Lit’ often seems to wind up qualified by ‘half-,’ so perhaps it’s very drunk indeed.)
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### Author:  [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/5 "2011-12-13T22:41:46Z")
Monday morning: Time to wring out my liver.
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/6 "2011-12-13T22:55:10Z")
Let us not forget the memorable **“Tired and Emotional”** , popularised by “Private Eye” in the UK 😃
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### Author:  [@Bloodless\_Turnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bloodless_Turnip)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/7 "2011-12-13T22:57:19Z")
Pain in the Ass
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### Author:  [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/8 "2011-12-13T23:05:36Z")
“Barney, you’re _gassed_!”
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### Author:  [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dennis_Arthur_PERRETT)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/9 "2011-12-13T23:06:29Z")
Parrotted
Maggotted
Messed up
Unorganized or Disorderly
Rooted
Lets pinch their wallet
Absolute
Flat on your face or Off your face (usually with other substances)
Vomiting when drunk terminology includes…
Massive Chunder
Painting a Portrait
I can see a rainbow
Making love to the dunny
And back in Grand Dads day the favourite was …Pointing at Percy, ie with Percy being a reference to the porcelain of a toilet bowl.
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### Author:  [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/10 "2011-12-13T23:32:04Z")
A guy I work with uses “shitty” or “annihi-hammered” to mean drunk.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/11 "2011-12-13T23:38:28Z")
I always liked “tore down.”
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### Author:  [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/12 "2011-12-13T23:43:10Z")
Knee-walking drunk.
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/13 "2011-12-13T23:48:04Z")
Smashed
Dancing with a lampshade on your head
Drunk off your ass
Shitfaced
Pissed
Winston, you’re drunk
Ok I made up the last one but I want to use it on a friend, even if his name isn’t winston… JUST to see if he’ll get the reference and call me ugly.
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### Author:  [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/14 "2011-12-14T00:06:17Z")
We are following in the footsteps of the [Founding Fathers](http://twentytwowords.com/2010/12/17/200-synonyms-for-drunk-from-benjamin-franklin/), by the way.
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### Author:  [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/15 "2011-12-14T00:18:35Z")
A very old one I’ve always liked: “blotto”
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### Author:  [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/16 "2011-12-14T00:27:35Z")
polluted.
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### Author:  [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/17 "2011-12-14T00:35:19Z")
Losered
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### Author:  [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/18 "2011-12-14T01:05:34Z")
obliverated.
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### Author:  [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/19 "2011-12-14T01:40:58Z")
Three sheets to the wind.
Wasted
Ruined
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### Author:  [@bubba\_jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubba_jr)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/20 "2011-12-14T01:45:35Z")
Whiskey Dicked. Thumbs up for Blotto and Polluted.
Pie Eyed,
Looperdoo. As in “hey honey, I’m a bit looperdoo’ed.”
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