# Euphemisms for "very drunk"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 13, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092 "2011-12-13T22:25:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/41 "2011-12-14T15:13:24Z")
Locked
Langered
Pissed
Fucked
Arseholed
Wrecked
Cunted
Bollocksed
Trollied
Off his/her head
Fluthered
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/42 "2011-12-14T15:20:29Z")
> [@GameHat](#):
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> Myself, I always preferred “tore up”
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> [Obligatory shitty ATHF clip](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIY69FytprM)
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> “Where’s my whiskey, I’m gonna get tore up!”
Another I can remember from the 50’s was “ruint.” (see/hear Bo Diddley).
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/43 "2011-12-14T16:02:35Z")
Over-served.
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/44 "2011-12-14T16:05:07Z")
Winehoused.
Too soon?
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### Author:  [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/45 "2011-12-14T16:19:52Z")
Trashed
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### Author:  [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/46 "2011-12-14T16:36:01Z")
Saturated
Lubricated
Oiled
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### Author:  [@manicpixienightmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manicpixienightmare)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/47 "2011-12-14T16:42:32Z")
Fucked up as a football bat
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/48 "2011-12-14T16:48:24Z")
“Lubed” or “Lubricated”
“Seeing through beer goggles”
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/49 "2011-12-14T16:51:05Z")
A wee bit pissed.
(I like understatement.)
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/50 "2011-12-14T16:55:57Z")
People know when I’m really drunk, when i say, “I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking”. Then I fall off my bar-stool.
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### Author:  [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/51 "2011-12-14T17:04:32Z")
+1 for wrecked or wasted
Also I don’t see “bulletproof” yet.
tallyhammered
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/52 "2011-12-14T17:09:46Z")
Are “shitfaced” “fuckedup” and the like truly euphemisms.
Hehe…my spell checker thinks I mean “duckweed” when I type “fuckedup”.
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### Author:  [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/53 "2011-12-14T17:12:40Z")
Don’t think we’ve had ‘bladdered’ yet?
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### Author:  [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/54 "2011-12-14T18:54:09Z")
Geschtonkered
You had to have lived in listening range of WLS radio in Chicago around 1970 to get this one. They had a bit about The Tooth Fairy, a crime fighter who’s weapon was the geschtonken ray gun.
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### Author:  [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/55 "2011-12-14T19:31:52Z")
Locked out of your head.
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### Author:  [@Scougs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scougs)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/56 "2011-12-14T19:55:55Z")
Choose a noun. Add “ed”. Have fun.
Cemented
Trousered
Filleted
Bladdered
Sharpied
etc etc
Special mention to
Out of one’s tree
Ripped off one’s tits
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### Author:  [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/57 "2011-12-15T02:56:43Z")
> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> Bombed. Pronounced “bahhhhmed.”
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> There’s a town about half an hour away called Lodi. We used to describe how drunk we were by how close we were to Lodi-ed.
Lodi, WI?
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### Author:  [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/58 "2011-12-15T18:43:20Z")
Completely rat-arsed.
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### Author:  [@Borderline\_Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borderline_Blonde)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/59 "2011-12-15T21:23:58Z")
Loser pissed.
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### Author:  [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for-very-drunk/606092/60 "2011-12-15T21:44:35Z")
Leanin’
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