# Euphemisms for... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609 "2007-05-18T15:48:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![wendigo1974](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@wendigo1974](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendigo1974)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/81 "2007-05-20T00:41:08Z")
Un-Twinned Feline. Gobstopper. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/82 "2007-05-20T00:57:36Z")
[QUOTE=wendigo1974] Un-Twinned Feline. Gobstopper. [/QUOTE] Child mute. Turkey sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/83 "2007-05-20T01:05:40Z")
post-Thanksgiving surplus disposal system wet blanket ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/84 "2007-05-20T03:53:49Z")
[QUOTE=Harriet the Spry] post-Thanksgiving surplus disposal system wet blanket [/QUOTE] Soggy bed covering Vibrator ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/85 "2007-05-20T04:12:47Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Soggy bed covering Vibrator [/QUOTE] Male enhancement Rhubarb ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/86 "2007-05-20T16:43:42Z")
Rhubarb: Amateur theater crowd-noise phrase. Cheetah. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/87 "2007-05-20T20:19:17Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Rhubarb: Amateur theater crowd-noise phrase. Cheetah. [/QUOTE] A Southerner Who Plagiarizes. Ginsu Knife. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/88 "2007-05-20T20:20:43Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Ginsu Knife. [/QUOTE] Can carver. Television. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/89 "2007-05-21T00:12:37Z")
[QUOTE=Risha] Television. [/QUOTE] Electron coordination unit. Star Wars. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/90 "2007-05-21T03:37:03Z")
Star Wars: Strategic Defense Initiative. The Reagan Administration. ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/91 "2007-05-21T12:33:09Z")
The Reagan Administration: founding members of Ketchup Advocates of America Next: post-it note ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/92 "2007-05-21T13:41:04Z")
Post-it note: Convenient small sticky reminder. Fountain pen. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/93 "2007-05-21T15:02:04Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Post-it note: Convenient small sticky reminder. Fountain pen. [/QUOTE] The proper device to convey ink to shirt. Rubick’s cube. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/94 "2007-05-21T15:56:52Z")
Rubik’s Cube: Mentally stimulating, nonelectronic multicolored handheld gaming device. Backgammon. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/95 "2007-05-21T16:11:54Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Rubik’s Cube: Mentally stimulating, nonelectronic multicolored handheld gaming device. Backgammon. [/QUOTE] My Real College Major. Lottery. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/96 "2007-05-21T16:23:32Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] My Real College Major. Lottery. [/QUOTE] Voluntary Tax or the ability to buy a fleeting dream. Dinosaur ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/97 "2007-05-21T20:58:00Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Dinosaur [/QUOTE] Intelligent Self-designing Singularity, Sauropod Division. Toothbrush ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/98 "2007-05-21T21:35:45Z")
Toothpaste-delivery apparatus George Steinbrenner ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/99 "2007-05-22T14:14:53Z")
George Steinbrenner: Self-important, eternally-interfering, presidentially-pardoned, _Seinfeld_-spoofed owner of a relatively well-known Major League Baseball team. Home plate. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/100 "2007-05-22T15:27:53Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] George Steinbrenner: Self-important, eternally-interfering, presidentially-pardoned, _Seinfeld_-spoofed owner of a relatively well-known Major League Baseball team. Home plate. [/QUOTE] Daily supper supporter Next: Spike heels [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609.md?page=6)