# Euphemisms for...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 18, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609 "2007-05-18T15:48:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/101 "2007-05-22T20:31:32Z")

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spike heels: pedial weapon

Next: Parrot

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**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/102 "2007-05-22T20:55:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Jelymag]  
spike heels: pedial weapon

Next: Parrot  
[/QUOTE]  
Self-propelled recording device.

Airplane.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/103 "2007-05-23T14:10:36Z")

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Airplane: Flying conveyance for people, cargo or weapons. Warning: may produce white knuckles.

Airport.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/104 "2007-05-23T18:15:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Airplane: Flying conveyance for people, cargo or weapons. Warning: may produce white knuckles.

Airport.  
[/QUOTE]  
Viktor Navorski’s home for 9 months.

Cocoa Bread.

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**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/euphemisms-for/404609/105 "2007-05-23T20:47:58Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Viktor Navorski’s home for 9 months.

Cocoa Bread.  
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A flour and cocoa suspension matrix.

IRS auditor

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